“Protection” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Conrad Shepard (3), Eve Meriweather (3), Vaneeta (2)
[Conrad has to answer the door when someone approaches Celia's rented drug grow house]
[sees Conrad through the door's hatch and is rather surprised an African-American lives in the neighborhood] Oh...
Can I help you?
Uh, [the initial shock slowly fades away] hello. I'm Eve Meriweather.
Good for you.
[Eve Meriweather tells Conrad she goes door-to-door to ask neighbors about any suspicious behavior]
Uh, what is it I'm supposed to be looking out for?
Oh, why our cross, of course. [hands him over an article from the newspaper]
Someone stole your cross?
Yes.
That is a damn shame. Who would do something like that?
Jews.
Hmm, I haven't seen it. Haven't seen many Jews around here, either.
Well, they're mostly urban.
[Vaneeta, who carries her baby, approaches Celia's rented drug grow house and stumbles into Eve Meriweather]
Well, look at him. Hello, baby. Uh...why are little black babies always so adorable?
Why are white babies always so ugly?
[Conrad tries to say goodbye and close the door, but Eve Meriweather stops the door and shoves her head inside]
[with a wicked smile] See you all in church, I hope...
Sure. Church. Praise the lord.
Hallelujah.
[Eve Meriweather leaves singing to herself and with her hand raised in victory]
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