Tennis Pro quotes from Weeds

We need to go somewhere where we can get very, very drunk.

Celia

I'm a mean drunk. Let's go.

Celia

He always did excellent work down there... Piece of shit.

IS that what you think? He's shit?

Celia

You know, when you stop being cute and clean and funny at home and start spending afternoons with your head buried in the snatch of the tennis pro, yeah, you're a piece of shit.

Dean's a good guy.

Celia

You know, shut up. I'm very mad at him.

I'm sorry.

Celia

Your'e a big whore.

I think I should go now

Celia

Oh, sit your flat ass back down. You know, you're a good listener.

Thanks.

Celia

Fuck you. Let's get another round.