Dean quotes from Weeds

Dean

I hope our children survive you.

With all due respect, sir, this is not the first time that a crate of carbonated beverages fell form a low flying Cessna and devastated a house.

Dean

You're kidding?

Celia

Did you know that we're poor? We're really poor.

Isabelle

Maybe we should cut down on our liquor purchases.

Celia

Oh, no. All the poor drink. Yeah, I saw the poor this morning. They all had bottles in paper bags. That's what I need... A paper bag.

Dean

Wonderful idea. You could put your bottle in it and then vomit in it when you're done.

Celia

I don't vomit from drinking. I vomit when I think about my life.