Eve Meriweather quotes from Weeds ... TV Quotes Database

[Eve Meriweather tells Conrad she goes door-to-door to ask neighbors about any suspicious behavior]

Uh, what is it I'm supposed to be looking out for?

Eve Meriweather

Oh, why our cross, of course. [hands him over an article from the newspaper]

Someone stole your cross?

Eve Meriweather

Yes.

That is a damn shame. Who would do something like that?

Eve Meriweather

Jews.

Hmm, I haven't seen it. Haven't seen many Jews around here, either.

Eve Meriweather

Well, they're mostly urban.

[Vaneeta, who carries her baby, approaches Celia's rented drug grow house and stumbles into Eve Meriweather]

Eve Meriweather

Well, look at him. Hello, baby. Uh...why are little black babies always so adorable?

Why are white babies always so ugly?

[Conrad tries to say goodbye and close the door, but Eve Meriweather stops the door and shoves her head inside]

Eve Meriweather

[with a wicked smile] See you all in church, I hope...

Sure. Church. Praise the lord.

Hallelujah.

[Eve Meriweather leaves singing to herself and with her hand raised in victory]

Eve Meriweather quotes from Weeds