A character in Victorious
Played by Avan Jogia
Victorious · 532 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Victorious: in 116 of its 532 quotes
Most scenes with: Jade (76), Tori (75), Cat (47)
Well, this is a great way to spend a Saturday.
I have never had detention before.
I'm kinda nervous.
(to Robbie) If you hadn't made us late for class, we wouldn't be here.
I was choking on a pretzel.
Well, why do you always gotta be chokin' on somethin'?
Beck(to Andre) Ah, give him a break.
Yeah, it's not Robbie's fault he has a petite throat.
It's average.
"Ah"!
Well, well. It's 7:06 here in Los Angeles. That means that in Australia, it's yesterday! (pause) Or tomorrow.
Y'know, in Australia, when you flush the toilet, the water swirls backwards.
Put a sock in it, Afro! You clowns are gonna sit in here all day and think about why you're in detention. (Jade leans back and spits her gum in the air; Rex leans back and catches it in his mouth) Now, cellphones. Let's have 'em.
BeckWhy?
Because in detention, there are no phone calls.
BeckWhat about texting?
No.
E-mail?
No!
Can we play Grumpy Gerbils?
I love Grumpy Gerbils.
I can't get past Level 23.
ZIP IT, corn pie.
Can we have corn pie?
Shut up! (brief pause) PHONES! (the gang all put their phones in the box) Now... I'm gonna put your box of phones right here. (puts them on top of the bookshelf. Tori then raises her hand) What, "princess"?
I was just wondering what the plan is for lunch.
Well if you pre-turds get hungry, there's a big plate of tuna right here. (points to it)
Um, technically, sir, if perishable foods aren't kept at either below 34 degrees or above 140 degrees-
Pipe down, side salad. Eat the tuna or starve. I could care less.
I think you mean you couldn't care less.
What's that?
BeckYou said you could care less.
Which implies that you do care, at least a little bit.
I don't.
BeckWell, then you should have said, you couldn't care less.
But you did not.
Hey, what about the guy who first landed on the moon? He said "One small step for man." I would've just said "Oh, my god, I'm on the moon." (Beck smiles)
Alright, not another word.
Word.
That's it, West, you just bought yourself another Saturday detention.
Did I get a good deal on it?
You just bought yourself another one. (Cat yelps and buries her head in her hood)
Okay, look, I'm sorry, I apologize.
That's 3. 3 Saturdays.
But she was apologizing.
Okay, Vega, now you got one.
Why?
Boom! Another one.
I don't want another one!
That's three. You want to to try for four?
I really don't.
That's 4! You want 5?
Yes.
Okay, Vega, you just got 5!
What?
(silently) Tori, stop.
Stop what? Jade said yes.
I guess he's afraid to give one to Robbie. (Robbie covers Rex's mouth as Mr. Dickers comes to him)
(to Rex) Oh, yeah? I got one for you, too, Fudge Sack. Anybody else? Huh? Anybody? (no one speaks) You mess with the cow... you get the udders. (Dickers leaves the library as the door closes)
FORGET YOU!!!
(Tori takes her taco)
Ooh, still warm.
Well, they were in Robbie's pants.
BeckCan you not say that again?
Cat, you're not eating your taco.
(nervously) Yeah, it's 'cause I'm - I'm like - I'm too excited to eat it, you know. Tacos, yay. (the cheese from Cat's taco fell off)
Vegan.
I am not.
Then eat your taco if you're not a vegan.
BeckYou know what I can go for right now?
Tacos?
BeckHow'd you know?
I felt you, dawg. (Beck smiles)
Tacos. Those sound really good right now.
(while ripping paper) I'm down for tacos.
(nervously) Yeah. I love tacos.
(about Cat) Look who's being real quiet.
I'm just not that hungry right now.
Yeah, why don't you tell everyone the truth?
Leave me alone.
What's going on here?
(goes to Cat) Our pristine little friend Cat has never had a taco.
I'm not that pristine. (pause) Wait, what's pristine mean?
(to Cat) Are you a vegan?
BeckKnock it off, guys.
What's a vegan?
It's a person who doesn't eat meat.
I love meat.
Shhh.
Don't shush me.
C'mon, Cat, tell us. Have you ever had a crispy corn shell, filled with meat... lettuce... shredded cheese... (Jade glares at Cat)
(Tori comes over)
Hey! Leave her alone.
What are you gonna do if I don't?
Well, I might just go online, to the Slap, and unfriend you. (Cat gasps)
Oh, really?
Two clicks. One to unfriend you, and one to confirm that I really wanna unfriend you. (Jade glares at Tori)
Hey, c'mon, y'all, how we gonna get some tacos?
I could call Trina, ask her to pick some up and leave them in my locker.
(crying) You're so conceited, Tori! You're so conceited!
(confused) What?
(the group is avoiding Mr. Dickers in the hall when they run into some wet floor signs)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! The floor's wet.
We can't run across that, it's too dangerous!
Way to go, Tori. You just had to have your taco!
We're dead...
No...just me. (stuffs the bag of tacos in Robbie's pants) You guys get back to the library.
What about you?
I'm gonna get Dickers' attention.
BeckHow?
(singing loud and off key while running and ripping posters) HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN... FEELING LOST... (The screen cuts to Dickers turning suspicious and heading in the direction of the singing) YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION... IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME, WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE-(bumps into Dickers)
Oh, ho ho. I'm gonna make it shine. I'm gonna make it shine REAL good!
Listen-
Aaaaaahhhh, you're in big trouble, Vega.
For what?
For leaving the library, skinny jeans! And singing off-key! Come on. (pulls Tori by the arm)
I was running and singing at the same time, that's-that's really hard!
Oh, SHUT UP!
Are we gonna be just like our parents?
When you get old, your butt sags.
BeckAnd you can't find your pants.
Sometimes, I feel so much pressure, y'know, with my music. My cousin J.J., he's always telling me, "You know, you gotta be the best. You gotta be number one! Number one!!!" And I wanna tell him "Hey, man, get off my chizz!" But he drives me to school, and I don't wanna blow my ride.
(raises hand) I have a weird talent.
(crying) You're so conceited, Tori! You're so conceited!
What's your talent?
Yeah, let's see it. (everybody joins in)
Okay. Okay. I'll show you. (Tori starts pulling out her socks ) Can't believe I'm doing this.
(Tori gets a bow and arrow and uses it with her own feet and the arrow hits a poster. All of them start talking in amazement)
(sarcastically) That was amazing! You learn that from your daddy? Your daddy know how to shoot a bow and arrow with his foot?
Beck(after a pause) I'm sorry, did I miss something?
Go on. Shoot another arrow.
Shut. Up.
Oh, c'mon, show us what your daddy taught you about foot archery.
SHUT UP!
BECAUSE MY DAD CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIS FEET!
That is not my fault!
STOP IT!!! As teenagers, we are all under too much pressure!!!
(after a brief pause, everybody starts laughing)
(as Robbie starts to tackle Tori) Robbie!
(while everybody is laughing, Robbie blows raspberries on Tori's stomach)
(closing letter)
Dear Mr. Dickers. Goodbye from all of us. A puppet...
A future popstar.
A musician.
BeckAn actor.
A nerd with temporarily straight hair.
A girl who likes scissors...
And me!!!!
Cat, they can't see you, baby.
Oh... it's Cat, bye!
Sincerely, The Breakfast Bunch. Even though we never had breakfast as a bunch.
(Beck and Andre are straightening Robbie's hair)
You look a lot better without those black curls in your hair.
Hey! I like black curls. (pause) So why are you guys being so nice to me?
BeckBecause you're letting us. (Andre, Beck and Robbie laugh. Robbie attempts to hug Beck backwards)
People leave here alive, right?
BeckSometimes.
I think I just stepped in some blood. (a manager comes up to them)
(hands Tori, Andre, Cat, and Beck clipboards) Here. Sign 'em!
Why do we have to sign these?
BeckIt just says that if you try any of the challenges here, you won't sue the place if you get...dead.
BeckYou did it!
Shoosh yeah, I did!
BeckWHO'S A ROCKSTAR?!?!
MEEEEEEEEE!
BeckWhoo! (they hi-five) You are definitely a real risk taker!
I know! And to prove it even more you know what I'm gonna do RIGHT NOW?!
BeckWHAT?
I'm gonna use the bathroom HERE! (jumps)
Beck...Sitting?
(in a menacing voice) Sitting.
Hey, if we're gonna keep talking about Tori's phone, could someone please take me to a car door so I can slam my face in it?
Beck(smiling) I have a car. (turns to Jade)
(in a slow, offended tone) Oh.
Dolphins creep me out, so I will not go in the ocean.
Just say A, B or C.
B!
BeckMaybe it was A!
I DON'T CARE!
BeckI'M NOT HAPPY WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP!!! (pause)
...We'll be right back with more of Queries for Couples.
(walks up next to him) Starring Trina.
STOP IT!
(Beck is holding Jade while walking in the hallway)
I'm done talking about it!
BeckNo! We're not!
He's KIDNAPPING me! (shouting) You wanna see a kidnapper?! KIDNAPPER! Let go! (Beck brings Jade inside the janitor's closet) KIDNAPPER!
BeckThis is not funny.
Right! What's funny is you freaking out over a dumb game show!
BeckWe were voted worst couple. And the other two couples weren't even real couples! And one had Robbie in it!
Why do you care if we were voted worst couple?
BeckIt's a matter of- (Cat walks in with three spoons)
Is this a closet party? Look, I have spoons!
BeckCat, come here. We need your opinion on something.
On global warming?
BeckNo.
'Cause I don't think that's really happening.
BeckCat...
Seriously. I went to the movies the other night, and it was so cold...
BeckCAT!
Hi. (waves her arms)
BeckWe need your opinion on us.
Why not just ask a monkey?!
I saw a movie about a monkey! He wore glasses and carried a gun.
BeckDon't you think Jade and I fight a lot?
Sure.
Yeah, but all boyfriends and girlfriends fight a lot, don't they?
Well sometimes, we-
Yes or no?! (Cat yelps)
BeckLET HER TALK!
You never listen to me talk!
Can I go now?
No! (grabs Cat by the backpack) What is your point here, anyway?!
BeckI would like to have a girlfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match!
Yeah, well I'd like a boyfriend who other girls don't stare at all the time!
I thought this was a closet party.
BeckHow is it my fault girls stare at me?!
Oh, you could look worse if you wanted to.
(panicked) I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed... (puts her hands on her ears while gasping)
BeckI can't believe how jealous you get.
Oh! Oh, so you think I'm ugly.
BeckWhat?! (to Cat) Who sai-did I say she was ugly?!
Cat thinks we're a perfect couple!
BeckCat, are Jade I are a perfect couple?
DON'T ANSWER THAT!
BeckAnswer it!
SAY NOTHING!
BeckCome on!
YOU COME ON!!!!
(Cat faints and drops her spoons)
BeckWe made Cat faint.
I'm late for class. (Jade leaves)
BeckWe're gonna have to finish this sooner or later!
Later!
Beck(leaves the closet and walks past the janitor named Luther) Hi.
(Luther enters the closet. Cat is still lying on the ground. Luther, who did not notice Cat, gets a sledgehammer and a bundle of rope. Suddenly, Lane walks in.)
Hey, Luth. Somebody spilled a soda on the floor in the gym and it--- (both Lane and Luther see Cat lying on the ground unconscious)
(in a disapproving tone) Oh, Luther. Why?
Oh! Great, it's-it's you guys!
BeckSee? They're all here. I told you, they'd all be here.
Listen, I am sorry that we didn't invite you guys to play, but, uh-
BeckTell her why you didn't invite us to play.
Well...cause...we were...planning your surprise party...?
What?!
Alright! We didn't invite you guys to play because you two are always screaming at each other, and it makes everybody feel awkward, it makes Cat faint, and sometimes it makes Robbie cry!
One time! I cried one time!
Six.
Six times!
BeckSee?! We fight so much, even our friends don't want us around!
Tori's not my friend, I only tolerate Robbie, no one likes Trina, and Cat's basically a pet.
Arf!
Are you guys gonna let her say that nobody likes me?! (Beck and Jade both turn to Tori then back)
So...why don't you guys play cards with us. (touches Jade's arm then walks to the table)
BeckLook, I-I don't want to be your boyfriend if we're just gonna fight all the time.
So you wanna break up?
BeckNo, I-I didn't say that. I'm just saying...
You guys might break up? Because I'm not dating anyone, and I always thought Beck and I would make the perfect- (Jade throws a pillow at her, and she stands shocked)
Next time it's a hammer! C'mon, Beck, take me to get some food.
BeckI'm tired of fighting.
Ok. I'm gonna walk out that door, and I'm gonna count to ten.
Don't forget three. (everyone looks at her) Some people forget it.
If I get to 10 and you're not out there, I'm going home… and we're over. [Jade goes outside] 1!
(while touching Beck seductively) I would never fight with you.
2… 3… [Cat claps] 4… [Beck heads to the door] 5… [Trina follows Beck to stop him] 6… [Trina jumps on Beck and pins him down]
TRINA! [Tori, André, Robbie and Cat go to Trina]
Just give me a chance!
BeckStop!
Just give me a chance!
BeckGet OFF! NO!(André and Robbie pull Trina off of Beck)
I'm a really fun girl... (Robbie pins Trina)
Beck(to Trina) No! You're not!
(while holding Beck's leg) ...And so good looking!
BeckStop! What are you doing?! Stop! (Beck stands up and goes to the door)
7… (Beck holds the doorknob and stops) 8… (Beck looks at Trina, who is pointing at herself and winking) 9… (André, Cat and Tori glare at one another) 10! (Jade stops while Beck is still inside, holding the doorknob. Jade goes to the door, but steps back and leaves. Inside, Beck lets go of the doorknob while he hears Jade's car leaving)
BeckLet's play some cards.
(sadly) Yeah, let's play… (everybody goes to the table to play cards)
I'll pick up the cards.
Make sure you get all 52.
KK. 1, 2, (forgets three) 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11... (Trina sits beside Beck and lies her head on his shoulder)
(Jade attempts to put duct tape around the broken guitar. After doing so, Jade holds the guitar but it snaps again.)
Do you think my mom's boss will notice?
(outside) Cat! Hey, Cat!
We're in here!
You called Robbie?!
Yeah, so he can help us put up the guitar and fix the window.
Robbie can barely work his zipper on his own pants! (Cat giggles)
(entering the room holding a bucket of materials) What's up, little pigeons? (Suddenly, Beck enters, also holding some materials, which leaves Jade surprised)
Hi.
(to Cat) Why did you invite Beck?!
Beck(to Robbie) You didn't tell me Jade was gonna be here?
I didn't know!
Beck(to Jade) I thought you had a date tonight.
Why'd you think that?
BeckIt said so on your Slap page.
Why you stalking my Slap page?
BeckWhy do you care?
Why is Robbie's zipper down? (Robbie notices and pulls it up)
Look, let's just get this stupid guitar fixed and hung back up there before Cat's mom's boss gets back.
We have to fix the window, too.
Oooh! I'll find a window repair company using the new feature on my PearPhone. (his PearPhone dings) I need a window repair company in Beverly Hills.
(ding) Checking for...adult diapers. (Cat, Jade and the puppy all look questioned)
N-n-n-n-n-no, that was my last search.
ToriVictoria Justice · 303 quotes
JadeElizabeth Gillies · 214 quotes
CatAriana Grande · 192 quotes
RobbieMatt Bennett · 112 quotes
AndreLeon Thomas III · 105 quotes
TrinaDaniella Monet · 72 quotes
SikowitzSandra Lee Gimpel · 50 quotes
RRexJake Farrow · 44 quotes
AndréMarilyn Harris Smith · 43 quotes
SinjinMichael Eric Reid · 27 quotes
LaneLane Napper · 11 quotes
DavidJim Pirri · 10 quotes
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