Mr. Dickers quotes from Victorious

(to Tori) Sorry. Just trying to kill that fly.

That's the last time, Vega. That's the last time you run around these halls singing about making things shine!

Well, well. It's 7:06 here in Los Angeles. That means that in Australia, it's yesterday! (pause) Or tomorrow.

Robbie

Y'know, in Australia, when you flush the toilet, the water swirls backwards.

Put a sock in it, Afro! You clowns are gonna sit in here all day and think about why you're in detention. (Jade leans back and spits her gum in the air; Rex leans back and catches it in his mouth) Now, cellphones. Let's have 'em.

Beck

Why?

Because in detention, there are no phone calls.

Beck

What about texting?

No.

Andre

E-mail?

No!

Tori

Can we play Grumpy Gerbils?

Cat

I love Grumpy Gerbils.

Robbie

I can't get past Level 23.

ZIP IT, corn pie.

Jade

Can we have corn pie?

Shut up! (brief pause) PHONES! (the gang all put their phones in the box) Now... I'm gonna put your box of phones right here. (puts them on top of the bookshelf. Tori then raises her hand) What, "princess"?

Tori

I was just wondering what the plan is for lunch.

Well if you pre-turds get hungry, there's a big plate of tuna right here. (points to it)

Robbie

Um, technically, sir, if perishable foods aren't kept at either below 34 degrees or above 140 degrees-

Pipe down, side salad. Eat the tuna or starve. I could care less.

Andre

I think you mean you couldn't care less.

What's that?

Beck

You said you could care less.

Tori

Which implies that you do care, at least a little bit.

I don't.

Beck

Well, then you should have said, you couldn't care less.

Robbie

But you did not.

Cat

Hey, what about the guy who first landed on the moon? He said "One small step for man." I would've just said "Oh, my god, I'm on the moon." (Beck smiles)

Alright, not another word.

Jade

Word.

That's it, West, you just bought yourself another Saturday detention.

Jade

Did I get a good deal on it?

You just bought yourself another one. (Cat yelps and buries her head in her hood)

Jade

Okay, look, I'm sorry, I apologize.

That's 3. 3 Saturdays.

Tori

But she was apologizing.

Okay, Vega, now you got one.

Tori

Why?

Boom! Another one.

Tori

I don't want another one!

That's three. You want to to try for four?

Tori

I really don't.

That's 4! You want 5?

Jade

Yes.

Okay, Vega, you just got 5!

Tori

What?

Cat

(silently) Tori, stop.

Tori

Stop what? Jade said yes.

I guess he's afraid to give one to Robbie. (Robbie covers Rex's mouth as Mr. Dickers comes to him)

(to Rex) Oh, yeah? I got one for you, too, Fudge Sack. Anybody else? Huh? Anybody? (no one speaks) You mess with the cow... you get the udders. (Dickers leaves the library as the door closes)

Tori

FORGET YOU!!!

Tori

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! The floor's wet.

Cat

We can't run across that, it's too dangerous!

Jade

Way to go, Tori. You just had to have your taco!

Robbie

We're dead...

Tori

No...just me. (stuffs the bag of tacos in Robbie's pants) You guys get back to the library.

Cat

What about you?

Tori

I'm gonna get Dickers' attention.

Beck

How?

Tori

(singing loud and off key while running and ripping posters) HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN... FEELING LOST... (The screen cuts to Dickers turning suspicious and heading in the direction of the singing) YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO PUT YOUR DREAM IN ACTION, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FADE YOU'LL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION... IN MY VICTORY, JUST REMEMBER ME, WHEN I MAKE IT SHINE-(bumps into Dickers)

Oh, ho ho. I'm gonna make it shine. I'm gonna make it shine REAL good!

Tori

Listen-

Aaaaaahhhh, you're in big trouble, Vega.

Tori

For what?

For leaving the library, skinny jeans! And singing off-key! Come on. (pulls Tori by the arm)

Tori

I was running and singing at the same time, that's-that's really hard!

Oh, SHUT UP!