(Beck is holding Jade while walking in the hallway)
I'm done talking about it!
No! We're not!
He's KIDNAPPING me! (shouting) You wanna see a kidnapper?! KIDNAPPER! Let go! (Beck brings Jade inside the janitor's closet) KIDNAPPER!
This is not funny.
Right! What's funny is you freaking out over a dumb game show!
We were voted worst couple. And the other two couples weren't even real couples! And one had Robbie in it!
Why do you care if we were voted worst couple?
It's a matter of- (Cat walks in with three spoons)
Is this a closet party? Look, I have spoons!
Cat, come here. We need your opinion on something.
On global warming?
No.
'Cause I don't think that's really happening.
Cat...
Seriously. I went to the movies the other night, and it was so cold...
CAT!
Hi. (waves her arms)
We need your opinion on us.
Why not just ask a monkey?!
I saw a movie about a monkey! He wore glasses and carried a gun.
Don't you think Jade and I fight a lot?
Sure.
Yeah, but all boyfriends and girlfriends fight a lot, don't they?
Well sometimes, we-
Yes or no?! (Cat yelps)
LET HER TALK!
You never listen to me talk!
Can I go now?
No! (grabs Cat by the backpack) What is your point here, anyway?!
I would like to have a girlfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match!
Yeah, well I'd like a boyfriend who other girls don't stare at all the time!
I thought this was a closet party.
How is it my fault girls stare at me?!
Oh, you could look worse if you wanted to.
(panicked) I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed... (puts her hands on her ears while gasping)
I can't believe how jealous you get.
Oh! Oh, so you think I'm ugly.
What?! (to Cat) Who sai-did I say she was ugly?!
Cat thinks we're a perfect couple!
Cat, are Jade I are a perfect couple?
DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Answer it!
SAY NOTHING!
Come on!
YOU COME ON!!!!
(Cat faints and drops her spoons)
We made Cat faint.
I'm late for class. (Jade leaves)
We're gonna have to finish this sooner or later!
Later!
(leaves the closet and walks past the janitor named Luther) Hi.
(Luther enters the closet. Cat is still lying on the ground. Luther, who did not notice Cat, gets a sledgehammer and a bundle of rope. Suddenly, Lane walks in.)
Hey, Luth. Somebody spilled a soda on the floor in the gym and it--- (both Lane and Luther see Cat lying on the ground unconscious)
(in a disapproving tone) Oh, Luther. Why?
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