Sinjin quotes from Victorious

Sinjin

Well done, Foon Yee.(About Trina's feet being blenched and looking good)

Sinjin

(while begging Tori and her friends to be the contestants for his game show) Don't blow this for me, Tori!!!!!!!!

Sinjin

[To Burf] Crazy bin heads.

Tori

Okay birthweek ideas for Trina. Andre you start us off.

Andre

Cheese.

Tori

Cheese?

Andre

Let's not do cheese.

Tori

Robbie?

Robbie

Lotion, or various lotions.

Tori

Gross. Cat?

Cat

Well for my last birthday I thought my parents were going to get me a bike, but then I got home and my brother was cutting off his hair and my mom started yelling and...

Tori

Jade?

Jade

What?

Tori

What should I get Trina for her birthweek?

Jade

Talent.

Sinjin

Jade is so pretty.

Jade

3,2,1.

Tori

[reading and holding a script] I don't know.

Robbie

[reading and holding a script] Oh come on!

Tori

Why are you in love with me?

Robbie

Because you're beautiful. Look at your face in the moonlight.

Tori

I can't.

Robbie

You can.

Tori

No, a person can't look at their own face. It's impossible.

Robbie

Then marry me and I'll buy you a thousand mirrors.

Tori

But that's so many!

Robbie

My father is a billionaire. I can give you everything you ever wanted. And I'm very good looking.

Tori

Eh.

Robbie

Think.

And lights. Go.

Tori

[turns to Beck] I don't know.

Beck

It's okay that you don't know.

Tori

But you deserve an answer.

Beck

I can wait. For you, I can wait a thousand years.

Tori

But that's so many!

Jade

[holding a book and texting]

Beck

I know I'm poor. I know that I don't have that much to offer but I do love you.

Tori

[turns away] Because I'm beautiful?

Beck

I don't love you because you're beautiful. [touches Tori's shoulder]

Tori

[turns around]

Beck

You're beautiful because I love you.

Tori

Whoa.

Jade

[rolls her eyes]

Jade

What up with the disco?!

Sinjin

I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing!

Jade

NO! 15 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!

Jade

WILL YOU KILL THE DISCO?!!

Sinjin

NO-ONE can kill disco!

Alright, congratulations, everyone. Now before we go, just a couple of-- [the disco music turns on, and Sinjin is looking at them from the control floor]

Sinjin

Don't fight it! [Tori and the rest of the group look with a "whatever" face and start dancing]

Cat

Hey Sinjin.

Sinjin

Yeah?

Cat

Do you have a girlfriend?

Sinjin

No.

Cat

You have a credit card?

Sinjin

Yeah...

Cat

[puts her hand on Sinjin's arm] Why don't you call me sometime?

Sinjin

Really?

Cat

Mm-hmm.

Sinjin

Okay. I'll go buy a phone!

Cat

Oh, my god! A litter box that plays classical music!

André

Ow! What was that for?

Sinjin

There was a bee on your shoulder.

André

And you killed it before it could sting me? Thanks a lot, man.

Sinjin

What did I do?

André

No, just go on. Get out of here.

Cat

Oh, you have Mexican flavored gum?

Tori

Mexican's not a flavor.

Sinjin

Thank you.

Sinjin

Here comes that feeling.

Tori

(pokes her head back in) I heard that.

Tori

[pretending to eat] How's your eggplant?

Beck

[pretending to eat also] It's fine. How's your spaghetti?

Tori

[stops eating and gets mad] I hate you!

Beck

Why?

Tori

I'm not having spaghetti! I'm having spaghettini!

Beck

What's the difference?

Beck

I forgot.

Tori

I mean, why did we even take a pasta class together?

Sikowitz

And...done!

Beck

We're done?

Tori

But we still have a few more lines.

Sikowitz

No, I meant this is done. (holds up jar)

Andre

What is that?

Sikowitz

Well, it was a jar of cream, but now that I've shaken it vigorously for an hour, it's butter.

Jade

You make your own butter?

Sikowitz

Indeed.

Robbie

Is it good?

Sikowitz

I don't know, I refuse to eat dairy. Tori, Beck, take your seats!

Beck

(to Tori) If he doesn't eat dairy, why would he -

Tori

(holds up hands) I don't know. I don't care.

Sikowitz

Alright, for the last few minutes of class, let's talk about the one act play I'm directing.

Andre

Well?

Sikowitz

Well, what?

Andre

You wanna talk about the one act play you're directing?

Sikowitz

(in a "you talked me into it" tone) All right...First of all, I want to thank you all for auditioning. The two lead roles will be played by...(everyone leans forward, Cat gasps) Andre and Robbie!

Andre

Cool!

Robbie

Hot beef!

Aw, would anyone else like to be my guardian?

Cat

Did any of the rest of us get parts?

Sikowitz

Aw, is a certain little redhead hoping she got a role in teacher's play?

Cat

(giggles) She is!

Sikowitz

Well, she didn't. But, I do need some help with the backstage crew. Jade, Cat, I want you girls on lighting.

Jade

Lighting?

Sikowitz

Yes, you pronounced it perfectly. Tori, I want you to work with Sinjin's team on special effects.

Tori

Okay, but I know like nothing about special effects.

Sinjin

We'll teach you. (they leer at Tori)

Tori

(somewhat disgusted)...Lookin' forward to it.

Tori

I'll take him.

Beck

I'll drive.

Cat

I'll go, too.

Jade

Okay, does anyone else think this is bizarre? Come on, it can't just be me. (Andre enters)

Andre

All right, all right. Showtime! (pause, looks around) What'd I miss?

Sinjin

Tori tried to murder Rex.

Tori

Sinjin! (holds out arms) Here, let me take him.

Robbie

No!

Cat

We'll take him to the hospital.

Robbie

Ok.

Tori

(takes Rex) I got him.

Robbie

Take care of him.

Tori

I promise. (Robbie kisses Rex, then Tori, Cat and Beck leave)

Jade

Well, I'm not missing this. [follows Tori, Cat and Beck]

Sinjin

Do another song!

Beck

(cheerfully) No!

Tori

Happy birthday Henry!

Jade

We did this for money. [leaves]

Sinjin

What's wrong with weird and disturbing?

Tori

(sees him behind her, then brief silence) Uh...your pants are unzipped.

Sinjin

...I know.