Robbie quotes from Victorious

Robbie

Hey! Do either of you guys know what kind of meat Sikowitz uses in this sausage? I asked him and he just started laughing like, (he laughs like a maniac; Tori runs off) Bye!

Robbie

Harmonica solo!

Robbie

Ho, ho, and ho.

Robbie

Tacos. The girl has tacos. (Tori leaves, followed by Andre, Beck and Jade) They're tacos. (Beck pats Robbie) (to Cat) Do you approve of this? (Cat doesn't speak)

Robbie

(Hides under bin with Tori) I like where this is going.

Robbie

I just wanted to talk to her, she ran away from me! Why would a girl do that?

Robbie

Yeah, but you walked away.

Cat

You guys, Sikowitz really wants everybody back in class.

And you really wanted a date to the prom last year, but you didn't get one, did you?

Cat

What's that supposed to mean?!?!

Robbie

Rex!!!

Cat

Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me!

Cat

Hey, Tori!

Tori

Yeah, hey, hi.

Cat

Whatcha doin'?

Tori

Things.

(to Tori) Hey, waddup, girl? You got a numb tongue?

Robbie

(to Rex) Alright, that's a time out, mister.

No, no time out. Don't you put me in this backpack. I'm serious, Rob.

Andre

(enters) Hey, what goes on?

Robbie

We're going to get some iced coffee.

Andre

(to Robbie) I thought caffeine makes you vibrate.

Robbie

Sometimes it's nice.

Robbie

Will one of you come with me?

Cat

Sure, I love old people. It's so cute how they shake when they pour their juice.

Robbie

Now, before I take you in there, I should warn you.

Cat

About...?

Robbie

My grandmother, she can be...critical.

Cat

That's okay, I take criticism really well.

Robbie

No, you don't.

Cat

What's that supposed to mean?

Robbie

Just that you don't take criticism very well

Cat

Why don't you just kick me in the face?

Robbie

I'm sorry, I take it back.

Cat

(brightly) Okay.

Mammaw

I've got a gun!

Robbie

No, Mamaw, it's me, Robbie.

Mammaw

Hi.

Cat

Hi.

Mammaw

Come in. (whispers to Robbie) is she your girlfriend?

Robbie

No.

Mammaw

Good, you can do better.

Tori

Okay birthweek ideas for Trina. Andre you start us off.

Andre

Cheese.

Tori

Cheese?

Andre

Let's not do cheese.

Tori

Robbie?

Robbie

Lotion, or various lotions.

Tori

Gross. Cat?

Cat

Well for my last birthday I thought my parents were going to get me a bike, but then I got home and my brother was cutting off his hair and my mom started yelling and...

Tori

Jade?

Jade

What?

Tori

What should I get Trina for her birthweek?

Jade

Talent.

Sinjin

Jade is so pretty.

Jade

3,2,1.

Tori

[reading and holding a script] I don't know.

Robbie

[reading and holding a script] Oh come on!

Tori

Why are you in love with me?

Robbie

Because you're beautiful. Look at your face in the moonlight.

Tori

I can't.

Robbie

You can.

Tori

No, a person can't look at their own face. It's impossible.

Robbie

Then marry me and I'll buy you a thousand mirrors.

Tori

But that's so many!

Robbie

My father is a billionaire. I can give you everything you ever wanted. And I'm very good looking.

Tori

Eh.

Robbie

Think.

And lights. Go.

Tori

[turns to Beck] I don't know.

Beck

It's okay that you don't know.

Tori

But you deserve an answer.

Beck

I can wait. For you, I can wait a thousand years.

Tori

But that's so many!

Jade

[holding a book and texting]

Beck

I know I'm poor. I know that I don't have that much to offer but I do love you.

Tori

[turns away] Because I'm beautiful?

Beck

I don't love you because you're beautiful. [touches Tori's shoulder]

Tori

[turns around]

Beck

You're beautiful because I love you.

Tori

Whoa.

Jade

[rolls her eyes]

Jade

What up with the disco?!

Sinjin

I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing!

Jade

NO! 15 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!

Robbie

The seniors... the ones who run TheSlap...

Cat

Dot com?

Robbie

No, dot gov. YES, DOT COM!

Robbie

Do you guys think that my blog on TheSlap is boring?

Beck

Hey, look, it's that guy over there!

Cat

It IS that guy!

André

Wait up, guy! [everyone walks out from the table except Tori and Robbie]

Jade

There is no guy.