Jade quotes from Victorious

Jade

Why are you rubbing my boyfriend?

Jade

(upon seeing Tori and Beck hugging) 1... 2... Don't make me get to 3. (Beck unhugs from Tori) Better.

Jade

[sarcastically applauds] Yeah. We're clapping because it's over.

Jade

Don't make that face.

Jade

Oh, hey, I just wanted to remind you guys that I'm going away to Cancun with Beck's family for semester break and you guys have nothing fun to do.

Jade

See you next Saturday.

Jade

NO!!! (Tori takes another sip, looking at Jade) Worst night ever.

Jade

Oh, I'm sorry, were we all supposed to dress stupid today?

Jade

You paid a guy to ask me out???

Jade

I am just gently suggesting that they follow me. (Turns around to students) FOLLOW ME!!!

Jade

Come here!

Jade

I went to the pet store and got us a dog.

Tori

That’s right I’m the family dog uh woof.

Jade

Sikowitz’s would you please tell Tori that dogs walk on 4 legs, not 2 and don’t talk.

Sikowitz

Tori, if you're going to play a dog you have to act like one.

Jade

Uh-oh looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.

Tori

Uh woof.

Ew!

Jade

Aw it's okay. I read on the Internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs.

Beck

Maybe you shouldn't, uh....

Andre

Jade.

Jade

What's the prob, dog?

Sikowitz

Jade, kiss your boyfriend on your own time.

Jade

Oh, I will...

Jade

[in a flirty tone] Hey, partner. I can't wait for our fight... scene...

Tori

Gulp.

Jade

[as a robber] Gimme your money!

Tori

[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!

Jade

I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!

Tori

Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]

Jade

[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!

Cat

She's bleeding!

Are you okay?

Jade

[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!

Tori

[defending herself] No, I didn't!

Jade

Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!