Tori quotes from Victorious

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[very fast] Well did you TELL HIM that I'm starring in a big play tomorrow night that was written by Sofia Michelle and that Sofia Michelle is gonna BE THERE and that I'm supposed to be beautiful and not look like a walking dead person who wants to eat people's BRAINS?!

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[answers the door frustrated] WHAT?! [two Sunshine Girls scream and run off] Wait! I want cookies!

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[when Jade calls her on her phone] Who are you, and why is your number blocked?

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Apparently we're the Diddly Bops!

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Um...oh! I know. I squirted hot cheese all over my friend and her current boyfriend, who was my ex-boyfriend, and then I kissed him right in front of her, which I felt really bad about. But then it was okay, 'cause she punched me right in the face.

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I AM A POLICE OFFICER! Would you like some RAISIN BRAN?!

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Raisin Bran was invented by Kevin McRaisinburg and Jack McBran.

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[on the song she's about to sing] Just listen. I think you'll hate it.

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Bye. Thank you, monkeys! WHOO!

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(reads Trina's list) I have to pluck... her toe hair?

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[through a megaphone; to Sinjin, who is about to lick one of the prom balloons.] Sinjin? Do not lick the balloons!

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Uh...go fish. (gets hit by a stick that one of the prisoners playing with her is holding, and falls to the ground. She then gets back up) ...Okay, that is not how we play Go Fish in America!

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[to her friends] You guys, I don't want to be alone when I tell Trina that she-[Everyone walks away from Tori]

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(to the bunny) Wanna watch CSI?

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(to the Gorilla) HAMMER TIME!!!!! (starts dancing like MC Hammer as the music plays)