Are we gonna be just like our parents?
When you get old, your butt sags.
And you can't find your pants.
Sometimes, I feel so much pressure, y'know, with my music. My cousin J.J., he's always telling me, "You know, you gotta be the best. You gotta be number one! Number one!!!" And I wanna tell him "Hey, man, get off my chizz!" But he drives me to school, and I don't wanna blow my ride.
(raises hand) I have a weird talent.
(crying) You're so conceited, Tori! You're so conceited!
What's your talent?
Yeah, let's see it. (everybody joins in)
Okay. Okay. I'll show you. (Tori starts pulling out her socks ) Can't believe I'm doing this.
(Tori gets a bow and arrow and uses it with her own feet and the arrow hits a poster. All of them start talking in amazement)
(sarcastically) That was amazing! You learn that from your daddy? Your daddy know how to shoot a bow and arrow with his foot?
(after a pause) I'm sorry, did I miss something?
Go on. Shoot another arrow.
Shut. Up.
Oh, c'mon, show us what your daddy taught you about foot archery.
SHUT UP!
BECAUSE MY DAD CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIS FEET!
That is not my fault!
STOP IT!!! As teenagers, we are all under too much pressure!!!
(after a brief pause, everybody starts laughing)
(as Robbie starts to tackle Tori) Robbie!
(while everybody is laughing, Robbie blows raspberries on Tori's stomach)
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