Lane quotes from Victorious

(to Trina) Why don't you just get outta here?

Trina

Why don't you?

Robbie

Ladies, come on now. Look, there's 1 of me, 2 of you... (puts his arm around both) ...And 7 swinging days of the week.

He even makes math hot.

Trina

Robbie's mine!

He loves me! (Trina hits her) Ow! You thwacked my head! She thwacked my head! I'll get you for that, Trina Vega! I'll get you good!

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Lane

Tell your story, Tori.

‘Tori’s story!’ That’s so rhymie.

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Lane

And since Trina wasn't seriously hurt, I say we can put this whole incident behind us...

Andre

KIKO!!! Kiko, ha ha ha! (jumps off the couch and runs out of the room excitedly) (Tori gives a "whatever" type of look)

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(Beck is holding Jade while walking in the hallway)

I'm done talking about it!

No! We're not!

He's KIDNAPPING me! (shouting) You wanna see a kidnapper?! KIDNAPPER! Let go! (Beck brings Jade inside the janitor's closet) KIDNAPPER!

This is not funny.

Right! What's funny is you freaking out over a dumb game show!

We were voted worst couple. And the other two couples weren't even real couples! And one had Robbie in it!

Why do you care if we were voted worst couple?

It's a matter of- (Cat walks in with three spoons)

Is this a closet party? Look, I have spoons!

Cat, come here. We need your opinion on something.

On global warming?

No.

'Cause I don't think that's really happening.

Cat...

Seriously. I went to the movies the other night, and it was so cold...

CAT!

Hi. (waves her arms)

We need your opinion on us.

Why not just ask a monkey?!

I saw a movie about a monkey! He wore glasses and carried a gun.

Don't you think Jade and I fight a lot?

Sure.

Yeah, but all boyfriends and girlfriends fight a lot, don't they?

Well sometimes, we-

Yes or no?! (Cat yelps)

LET HER TALK!

You never listen to me talk!

Can I go now?

No! (grabs Cat by the backpack) What is your point here, anyway?!

I would like to have a girlfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match!

Yeah, well I'd like a boyfriend who other girls don't stare at all the time!

I thought this was a closet party.

How is it my fault girls stare at me?!

Oh, you could look worse if you wanted to.

(panicked) I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed, I'm under my bed... (puts her hands on her ears while gasping)

I can't believe how jealous you get.

Oh! Oh, so you think I'm ugly.

What?! (to Cat) Who sai-did I say she was ugly?!

Cat thinks we're a perfect couple!

Cat, are Jade I are a perfect couple?

DON'T ANSWER THAT!

Answer it!

SAY NOTHING!

Come on!

YOU COME ON!!!!

(Cat faints and drops her spoons)

We made Cat faint.

I'm late for class. (Jade leaves)

We're gonna have to finish this sooner or later!

Later!

(leaves the closet and walks past the janitor named Luther) Hi.

(Luther enters the closet. Cat is still lying on the ground. Luther, who did not notice Cat, gets a sledgehammer and a bundle of rope. Suddenly, Lane walks in.)

Lane

Hey, Luth. Somebody spilled a soda on the floor in the gym and it--- (both Lane and Luther see Cat lying on the ground unconscious)

Lane

(in a disapproving tone) Oh, Luther. Why?

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You guys. You guys, have either of you seen Jade?

Uh uh.

André

No, why, what's up with Jade?

She's trying to kill me.

Any reason?

We were hanging out together last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.

André

Do what to 'em?

Make them look neater and nicer. Girls do that. We groom each other like monkeys.

So, why is Jade trying to kill you?

Well...

[screams] WHERE IS SHE?! [Cat screams and Jade runs after her] [Sinjin plays his saxophone in a fast tempo to fit in with the chase] Stop her! Somebody stop Cat right now!

Hide me.

Come here!

Please hide me!

No! Come here! Stop. Come here!

Oh, hide me!