Cat quotes from Victorious

Cat

I get nervous when my brother eats things that aren't food. ...Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet.

Cat

I like Japan. 'Cept my brother got stabbed there once. It was an accident. He's better now. Are buffalo nuggets spicy?

Cat

(hits her head with the red cubes on her hands) Bonk..bonk. Hey, this really works! It doesn't hurt at all! (hits her head over and over again) Bonk, bonk, bonkity bonk bonk. Oh, (stands up) I'm Cube Fist Man! Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! (giggles)

Cat

One time, when I was seven, I was at the beach and I made a sand castle, and I named it Cat's Castle. (pause) True story.

Cat

[looking at Andre kissing his girlfriend] Whoa, daddy.

Cat

(after being told that her flasback is from a Drake & Josh episode) Oh. Then I don't know what happened with Tori and Trina. Can I have some oatmeal?

Cat

(to the puppy) Jade seems really mean, but don't worry, she is.

Cat

(to Dr. Rhapsody) So, why are you driving a party bus now?

Cat

Hey, what if I just dyed my hair blonde?

Cat

Wow, Tori and Beck are here! Who'da thunk that they'd be...I mean what a coincide- ah, who am I kidding?

Cat

(yelling as she attempts to get her phone while her friends try to stop her) I NEED MY PHONE! I NEED MY PHONE!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!

Cat

You guys, Sikowitz really wants everybody back in class.

And you really wanted a date to the prom last year, but you didn't get one, did you?

Cat

What's that supposed to mean?!?!

Robbie

Rex!!!

Cat

Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me!

Jade

I went to the pet store and got us a dog.

Tori

That’s right I’m the family dog uh woof.

Jade

Sikowitz’s would you please tell Tori that dogs walk on 4 legs, not 2 and don’t talk.

Sikowitz

Tori, if you're going to play a dog you have to act like one.

Jade

Uh-oh looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.

Tori

Uh woof.

Ew!

Jade

Aw it's okay. I read on the Internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs.

Beck

Maybe you shouldn't, uh....

Andre

Jade.

Jade

What's the prob, dog?

Cat

My name's Cat.

Tori

Like the animal!

Cat

What's that supposed to mean?!

Tori

Nothing! I...I love cats.

Cat

Oh, me too! They're so cute. [walks off]

André

This school's not normal.

Tori

Really?

André

You're not normal either. I've seen what you can do on stage. You're special. You're fantastic. You belong at this school. [starts to walk off, then looks at her again] Normal's boring. [Cat shows up]

Cat

It's true!

Tori

That normal's boring?

Cat

No, that no one asked me to the prom.