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Can you think of any reason Logan would have got three calls from Kendall on the day of the crash?
[sighs] Well, let's see...I believe the Latin term is coitus sordidus.
They were sleeping together? [Veronica nods] That was weeks before Kendall's husband fled the country.
Logan may be a little fuzzy on the commandments.
You here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs?
No. But I can see how you might get confused.
You believe me?
How could I not when you're batting those maybelline lashes at me?
[Veronica sees Wallace and Jackie kissing against her locker. She pushes them aside.]
Please, get a room. In Australia.
Hey, we're practicing for the prom.
What debutante bit you and turned you into prom zombie?
[waves] We just gave in, the whole nine yards - the ridiculous dress, the tux, lobster dinner, and limo. I mean, it happens once. Why not go all out?
Because no one sold you as an indentured servant to Butters.
Mac, I didn't think he'd actually -
He's picking me up in a Hummer limousine, we're having dinner on a replica pirate ship, and I suspect he's hired a zeppelin for the ride home. I'm going to fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle, and I'm going to jump off the top of -
[over loudspeaker] Attention students: due to a significant number of alcohol related violations on the senior trip, this year's prom has been cancelled. That is all.
Yes! Prayer works!
Mrs. C. I trust you're well.
Oh, well, if it isn't Little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.
Like, trouble with a capital "T", that rhymes with "C", that stands for -
Veronica!
I was gonna say "cute."
Cameras are on the roof, so if this guy followed you here, we should be able to spot him.
Wow, how Mission Impossible! I feel like at any moment, Tom Cruise is going to dangle from the ceiling on cables.
Great. Now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me.
Okay, I have news. The senior memories once thought lost forever can, in fact, be generated after all, albeit in a slightly degraded form. The rich kids are throwing a private replacement prom.
Damn, they just privatizing everything these days.
[looking at invitation] Alterna-Prom? Hmm, formal attire.
That's what I'm talking about.
Please don't give us the tux speech again.
What? You mean how, when I put on a tux, I make James Bond look like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel?
Who are you taking to the Alterna-Prom?
Well, I considered a lot of chicks, but finally, I figured I'd just go stag. I mean, it's not the prom. It's the Alterna-Prom. Why narrow my options?
Shot down, huh?
It's like a conspiracy.
It's a good thing we're graduating. Sounds like you've hit that point where every girl in school knows you.
Bring on the sorority girls!
I'm stuck on something, and hoped you could help me.
Absolutely. Unless it's Physics or Chemistry. Or Math. Or English. P.E. - I was good at P.E.
I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me.
Epic how?
Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic. But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all. And then you leave town... and then it's over.
Logan...
I'm sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over...
Come on. Ruined lives? Bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.
When you get your chance to testify, it's important you keep yourself in check, okay? Aaron's lawyer is gonna use everything in his bag of tricks to rile you.
Ah, but here's the thing - I'm "unrileable." Easygoing Veronica Mars: that's what the kids at school call me.
You sure you don't want to go over your testimony with the lawyers again?
You know what I want, more than anything in the world? I want to be there, in court, watching Aaron at the moment the jury reads the verdict. I want to see that smirk wiped from his face. I want to see his expression at the exact moment he realizes he'll never be a free man again.
"Easygoing Veronica Mars," huh? [kisses her forehead] You know how fat men are sometimes called "Tiny"?
Do you know how long I've wanted to go to Stanford?
Since middle school.
Elementary, my dear Wallace.
[Wallace and Jackie chuckle.]
Do you have any idea how long I've waited to say that?
I'm thinking about getting you some sort of... giant hamster ball, so you can roll everywhere in this protective sphere.
It'd just draw attention to me. Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball.
You better enjoy this, 'cause this is as nostalgic as I get. I just wanted to say, it was worth getting taped to a pole. I'm gonna miss you.
And my stupid ass face?
...
[walking away] This conversation never happened.
Sure it did.
["Amber is a bitch" has been keyed on Beaver's car.]
Hey, Cassidy. Who's Amber?
I have no idea.
They keyed the wrong car? How's Amber gonna know that she's a bitch?
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