“Look Who's Stalking” quotes from Veronica Mars

Veronica

Please, get a room. In Australia.

Wallace

Hey, we're practicing for the prom.

Veronica

What debutante bit you and turned you into prom zombie?

Jackie

[waves] We just gave in, the whole nine yards - the ridiculous dress, the tux, lobster dinner, and limo. I mean, it happens once. Why not go all out?

Mac

Because no one sold you as an indentured servant to Butters.

Veronica

Mac, I didn't think he'd actually -

Mac

He's picking me up in a Hummer limousine, we're having dinner on a replica pirate ship, and I suspect he's hired a zeppelin for the ride home. I'm going to fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle, and I'm going to jump off the top of -

Clemmons

[over loudspeaker] Attention students: due to a significant number of alcohol related violations on the senior trip, this year's prom has been cancelled. That is all.

Mac

Yes! Prayer works!

Veronica

Mrs. C. I trust you're well.

Kendall

Oh, well, if it isn't Little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.

Veronica

Like, trouble with a capital "T", that rhymes with "C", that stands for -

Keith

Veronica!

Veronica

I was gonna say "cute."

Veronica

Cameras are on the roof, so if this guy followed you here, we should be able to spot him.

Gia

Wow, how Mission Impossible! I feel like at any moment, Tom Cruise is going to dangle from the ceiling on cables.

Veronica

Great. Now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me.

Veronica

Okay, I have news. The senior memories once thought lost forever can, in fact, be generated after all, albeit in a slightly degraded form. The rich kids are throwing a private replacement prom.

Wallace

Damn, they just privatizing everything these days.

Jackie

[looking at invitation] Alterna-Prom? Hmm, formal attire.

Wallace

That's what I'm talking about.

Veronica

Please don't give us the tux speech again.

Wallace

What? You mean how, when I put on a tux, I make James Bond look like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel?

Logan

Who are you taking to the Alterna-Prom?

Dick

Well, I considered a lot of chicks, but finally, I figured I'd just go stag. I mean, it's not the prom. It's the Alterna-Prom. Why narrow my options?

Logan

Shot down, huh?

Dick

It's like a conspiracy.

Logan

It's a good thing we're graduating. Sounds like you've hit that point where every girl in school knows you.

Dick

Bring on the sorority girls!

Veronica

I'm stuck on something, and hoped you could help me.

Keith

Absolutely. Unless it's Physics or Chemistry. Or Math. Or English. P.E. - I was good at P.E.

Logan

I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me.

Veronica

Epic how?

Logan

Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic. But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all. And then you leave town... and then it's over.

Veronica

Logan...

Logan

I'm sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over...

Veronica

Come on. Ruined lives? Bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?

Logan

No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.