[Veronica sees Wallace and Jackie kissing against her locker. She pushes them aside.]
Please, get a room. In Australia.
Hey, we're practicing for the prom.
What debutante bit you and turned you into prom zombie?
[waves] We just gave in, the whole nine yards - the ridiculous dress, the tux, lobster dinner, and limo. I mean, it happens once. Why not go all out?
Because no one sold you as an indentured servant to Butters.
Mac, I didn't think he'd actually -
He's picking me up in a Hummer limousine, we're having dinner on a replica pirate ship, and I suspect he's hired a zeppelin for the ride home. I'm going to fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle, and I'm going to jump off the top of -
[over loudspeaker] Attention students: due to a significant number of alcohol related violations on the senior trip, this year's prom has been cancelled. That is all.
Yes! Prayer works!
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