Kendall Casablancas quotes from Veronica Mars

Logan

Afternoon delight? Ooh, considerably better than fifth period English.

Kendall Casablancas

Ugh, you need to not remind me you're in high school. There's an 'ick' factor.

Logan

Is that so?

Kendall

Yeah. School in general? Not very hot. Unless I'm wearing a naughty school girl uniform. Then it's very hot.

Logan

I'm sure it would be, for the ten seconds you had it on.

Logan

Seriously, though. I was reading 'The Third Wheel: A Beginner's Guide,' and we should come up with, like, some kind of codeword for when you guys are feeling frisky and don't want to be disturbed.

Veronica

Like "scram"?

Logan

I was thinking..."awkward." But scram is good. Or "amscray." [Opens the door to see Kendall] You're not my grilled cheese.

Kendall

No. [Notices Veronica and Duncan sitting on the couch] iPod girl. With the waxy-eared boyfriend. Small world.

Veronica

Like this big. [gestures with her thumb and finger]

Logan

My codeword will be..."endurance."

[kisses Veronica's neck] Weren't we doing something?

Veronica

We were making out on the couch and then that happened. [points to the room Logan and Kendall just entered]

Kendall

Hi, baby. What took you so long? [she kisses Logan]

Logan

Well, if I had known you were throwing yourself at my roommate, [wipes lips] I'd have raced home.

Kendall

I brought a surprise for you. I figured you and Duncan could try it. Maybe if you boys play nice, you could share or... take turns or something.

Logan

Duncan's not into that sort of thing, pumpkin.

Kendall

No, I'm talking about Dick's Maserati.

Trina

Wait a minute. Are you like, sleeping with my little brother? What is he - 13?

Kendall

Thirteen? He wishes. So, is this your much older sister I've heard nothing about?

Logan

Oh, yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet.

Trina

Hmm. I'm guessing she's the wet one. Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got places to be.

Kendall

Where? Is there a club where you, Dedee Pfeiffer, Joey Travolta, and Melissa Rivers all meet for drinks?

Trina

There is. I don't think you'd like it. It's 21 and over. We're hitting an after party at Chuck E. Cheese though, if you're free. Okay, well, I need him in bed by ten p.m. sharp, he's got school tomorrow. [squeezes Logan's cheeks] Night, all. [exits]

Logan

Well, the joke's on her - she came over to borrow my video camera. The girl does love a good exit line.

[in jail] So...to what do I owe the pleasure?

Kendall

I'm here to tempt you, Aaron.

Well, mission accomplished. Or should I say...with what?

Kendall

Huge tracts of land...more action than I can handle. I'm here to offer you a piece.

So I guess Big Dick still has his fingers in a few pies, huh?

Kendall

My husband's got quite a reach. Some are saying that he might be working abroad. [winks] Aaron, how would you like to walk out of here a richer man?

Ahh! You're cash-strapped. No I get it. I can help. But... [imitating Hannibal Lecter] quid pro quo, Mrs. C. Quid pro quo. F-f-f-f-f-f-f.

Kendall

Impressive Hannibal. Well, they told me the glass is bulletproof, but I'm betting I could talk you through it. [unbuttons her top]

Kendall

And that is why the Phoenix Land Trust is where you should put your money.

Logan

I'm confused. You're talking and your clothes are on. I'm starting to think you really came over here to try and sell me real estate.

Veronica

Mrs. C. I trust you're well.

Kendall

Oh, well, if it isn't Little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.

Veronica

Like, trouble with a capital "T", that rhymes with "C", that stands for -

Keith

Veronica!

Veronica

I was gonna say "cute."