Okay, I have news. The senior memories once thought lost forever can, in fact, be generated after all, albeit in a slightly degraded form. The rich kids are throwing a private replacement prom.
Damn, they just privatizing everything these days.
[looking at invitation] Alterna-Prom? Hmm, formal attire.
That's what I'm talking about.
Please don't give us the tux speech again.
What? You mean how, when I put on a tux, I make James Bond look like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel?
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