Gia Goodman quotes from Veronica Mars

All right, people, pair up. You each have a piece of paper with an STD on it. You have to inform your partner that you have said STD.

Veronica

All right, Gia, we can be partners, but no glove, no love.

Dick

Yeah, let's get the dried-up divorcée to teach us about sex.

Gia

I heard her husband left her for a man.

Dick

And now we get bitchy and bitter for a year.

Gia

Mrs. Hauser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower?

No, Gia. Chlamydia is not a flower.

Gia

Well, we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house.

Veronica

Your trellis is a whore.

Madison

Pretty Woman is still my favorite movie. Vivian is, like, my hero.

Veronica

She's a hooker.

Gia

Only because she had to be.

Veronica

She's a hooker.

Veronica

Cameras are on the roof, so if this guy followed you here, we should be able to spot him.

Gia

Wow, how Mission Impossible! I feel like at any moment, Tom Cruise is going to dangle from the ceiling on cables.

Veronica

Great. Now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me.