Mac Attack, what's the haps?
I got mugged. By my own principal. They took my cell-phone interceptor and apparently plan on keeping it until the end of the year. What happened to "end of the day"? Why wasn't that working?
Everyone still kept bringing in their cell-phone interceptors?
Is there any chance you can get it back for me? I borrowed it from a buddy at Radio Shack because, apparently, I've become a psycho ex-girlfriend and I wanted to listen to Beaver's cell phone calls. [Veronica is silent] You're judging me.
Nope. I'm judging myself. Why don't I have a cell phone interceptor?
Please, respect the business model, Veronica. I do the gadgets. You do the actual espionage.
[Veronica knocks three times, each punctuated by a brief silence.]
That was your secret knock?
The genius is its simplicity.
We have exactly eleven minutes before my dad gets back. The box is under there.
Wow, Butters, this is - this is way cool of you.
Just so you know, I'm an excellent dancer, so, don't worry about that.
[confused] Oh... okay. I'll try not to...
Well, I don't have to dance, though. I enjoy it, but I also enjoy a good conversation.
Look! Fake vomit - courtesy of locker 213. And whoever is in locker 792 is sans one "Smell it, Bitch" T-shirt.
So, Mac, what color dress are you wearing?
I'm actually wearing pants.
[laughs] I just don't want the corsage to be, like, blue, and your dress is red and you think I'm an idiot.
[holds up a book with a tag attached that reads '#333'] Do you mind if I give this Anarchist Cookbook back to Weevil?
You know his locker number?
Who else would brag about meeting Satan halfway?
Can you think of any reason Logan would have got three calls from Kendall on the day of the crash?
[sighs] Well, let's see...I believe the Latin term is coitus sordidus .
They were sleeping together? [Veronica nods] That was weeks before Kendall's husband fled the country.
Logan may be a little fuzzy on the commandments.
You here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs?
No. But I can see how you might get confused.
How could I not when you're batting those maybelline lashes at me?
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