“Driver Ed” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (3), Logan Echolls (2), Jackie Cook (2), Wallace Fennel (1), Dick Casablancas (1), Don Lamb (1), Duncan Kane (1), Kendall Casablancas (1)
[clears throat] when you guys are done breaking up can I get a macchiatto?
I'm actually just the hostess, but I ca-
Look! I don't care if you're the house magician, can you just make me a macchiatto?
[waves hands as a magician would do] You're a macchiatto.
Look, I haven't dated a guy in high school since the eighth grade.
I'm an old soul. Seriously, these eyes have seen things. Did I mention I'm a nice guy?
Ah, "nice." The great panty dropper.
Okay, I'm not that nice.
Oh, yes you are.
How do you know?
Because I haven't tried to make out with you yet.
Afternoon delight? Ooh, considerably better than fifth period English.
Ugh, you need to not remind me you're in high school. There's an 'ick' factor.
Is that so?
Yeah. School in general? Not very hot. Unless I'm wearing a naughty school girl uniform. Then it's very hot.
I'm sure it would be, for the ten seconds you had it on.
Veronica, it's not your fault.
I'm afraid that line only works in Good Will Hunting.
Let me tell you something. If I was gonna do a kamikaze, you know, off a bridge with a bus full of kids and stuff, a convenience store would not be the site of my last meal. I'd want to eat something on the brink of extinction, you know, like the last emu. Or a meerkat. I bet they'd go down smooth.
Hey Sheriff...you'll never believe who's in the interrogation room filling out an application.
You're right. Who?
Veronica Mars.
You left her alone in there?![barges into the interrogation room] What are you up to, Veronica?
Last question, actually. "Why do you want this position?" Honestly - and really tell me the truth - how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? [Lamb pulls out her chair] Seriously, why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?
When I'm working, my family doesn't exist. Sound awful?
Mmm, no.
It's not. 'Cause when I'm with my family, work doesn't exist.
Yeah, I think my dad has a similar philosophy. Of course, he's a murderer, so...
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