“Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (6), Keith Mars (2), Duncan Kane (2), Gia Goodman (2), Logan Echolls (1), Dick Casablancas (1), Kendall Casablancas (1), Madison Sinclair (1)
[reciting The Big Lebowski] I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude...so that's what you call me...either that or uh dudeness, duder, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Veronica, you need to stop being The Dude.
Stoner Bowler doesn't do it for you?
A little. Only because I like the way your lips pout when you do guy voice.
These lips? I've had them for years, I can't do a thing with them.
Seriously, though. I was reading 'The Third Wheel: A Beginner's Guide,' and we should come up with, like, some kind of codeword for when you guys are feeling frisky and don't want to be disturbed.
Like "scram"?
I was thinking..."awkward." But scram is good. Or "amscray." [Opens the door to see Kendall] You're not my grilled cheese.
No. [Notices Veronica and Duncan sitting on the couch] iPod girl. With the waxy-eared boyfriend. Small world.
Like this big. [gestures with her thumb and finger]
My codeword will be..."endurance."
[Later]
[kisses Veronica's neck] Weren't we doing something?
We were making out on the couch and then that happened. [points to the room Logan and Kendall just entered]
Look who got an invite to the Sheriff Department's Fundraiser/Bachelor Auction.
Please say "Veronica Mars."
Sorry, sweetheart. You can't buy love. Bored wives of the wealthy, however, can. I'm wondering if they'll sell Sheriff Lamb by the pound.
All right, people, pair up. You each have a piece of paper with an STD on it. You have to inform your partner that you have said STD.
All right, Gia, we can be partners, but no glove, no love.
Yeah, let's get the dried-up divorcée to teach us about sex.
I heard her husband left her for a man.
And now we get bitchy and bitter for a year.
Mrs. Hauser, mine's wrong. Isn't this a flower?
No, Gia. Chlamydia is not a flower.
Well, we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house.
Your trellis is a whore.
Pretty Woman is still my favorite movie. Vivian is, like, my hero.
She's a hooker.
Only because she had to be.
She's a hooker.
When you leave a sleepover early, I'm supposed to put a trench coat over my pajamas and come pick you up.
Sorry. I drive now. And I'm not 9.
You'll always be 9 to me. Going on 30. [notices smell and starts sniffing Veronica's jacket]
Whoa, you two need to be alone?
I know we had the smoking talking somewhere between the birds and the bees and the drinking and driving.
Actually I think it was more of a sentence - "don't smoke" - and it was between "The Adventures of Pooh" and "Good Night, Moon."
[holds out jacket] 'Splain.
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