TrinaPop Tart?
Hmmm, a Tart from a tart.
Trina
Ye of the sickle wit. Can I ask you something?
Hmm, would you look at that? [mimics pulling something from his mouth] There was a string attached to my Pop Tart. [tosses away imaginary string]
Trina
Yeah. Well, I'm in a little bit of a jam, and I could use a loan.
[stops his stopwatch] Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool.
Trina
You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
Trina
Could I just borrow ten grand? Just for a little while.
Trina
Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I -- I can't get him off my back.
Hi, baby. What took you so long? [she kisses Logan]
Well, if I had known you were throwing yourself at my roommate, [wipes lips] I'd have raced home.
I brought a surprise for you. I figured you and Duncan could try it. Maybe if you boys play nice, you could share or... take turns or something.
Duncan's not into that sort of thing, pumpkin.
No, I'm talking about Dick's Maserati.
Trina
Wait a minute. Are you like, sleeping with my little brother? What is he - 13?
Thirteen? He wishes. So, is this your much older sister I've heard nothing about?
Oh, yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet.
Trina
Hmm. I'm guessing she's the wet one. Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got places to be.
Where? Is there a club where you, Dedee Pfeiffer, Joey Travolta, and Melissa Rivers all meet for drinks?
Trina
There is. I don't think you'd like it. It's 21 and over. We're hitting an after party at Chuck E. Cheese though, if you're free. Okay, well, I need him in bed by ten p.m. sharp, he's got school tomorrow. [squeezes Logan's cheeks] Night, all. [exits]
Well, the joke's on her - she came over to borrow my video camera. The girl does love a good exit line.
The truth is, as a baby, you were left in a Neptune High girl's bathroom on prom night twenty-five years ago.
Trina
No way. Ashton Kutcher is hiding somewhere, right? Ashton, come out! You can't get me that easy.
Trina
Okay. If you're joking, you really can act. You're a natural.
You were found in a girls' bathroom on prom night.
Trina
What? So you mean my mother was like, one of those trashy sluts that dumped me in a garbage can?
I'm... pretty sure Celeste Kane is your mom.
Trina
Well, there's worse news you could've given me. They've got billions!
I suppose they do. Um... I was going to use this audition tape to smoke her out, shame her. I was gonna send this video to all the tabloids.
Trina
Oh, you're a rascal, Veronica Mars.
Am I? I was thinking I was something else... less flattering.
Trina
You know, if we hurry, that tape can make tonight's Entertainment News. Oh, it's the least big Pat can do for me after leaving all those pervy messages on my voicemail.
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