"Find your next tip at the world famous Bird's Nest Stadium." Never heard of it.
Well, it's right here, in Beijing, China! Home to 25,000,000 people. Oddly enough, we see none of them.
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S7 E10New Beijinging
We live together? [squeals in excitement]',
Jump time! You ready?
Hey, how hard can it be?
Uh, I'm not sure if I can-- [about to barf]
I-It's okay. Relax. I'll eat it. You just skewer up some worms and-- [Carrie runs off and vomits] I can't even say worms? [Carrie vomits again; interview] When we were kids, her sister dared her to eat… [covers Carrie's ears; quietly] a worm. [normally] She did it, and then she barfed for six days straight.
[holding a bucket to throw up in] Were you talking about…worms?
Yes? [Carrie throws up in the bucket] Yeah, I walked into that one.
Cooking up something disgusting for someone you love is so hot. But when it comes to not in love… [looks down at Stephanie] Man, is it fun?
My mom calls me a light eater, which means that I start eating as soon as the lights are on.
How are you feeling?
I can't feel my face!
Good. [feeds the street food to Jacques to eat it] Done! We're in first place! [gets the tip] It's a Botch or Watch, "Who ever didn't look for rings in Hawaii…"
Must pull their teammate by rickshaw all the way here, to the Great Wall of China. Using only their unimentally map. Last team to find the Chill Zone hidden somewhere along the wall and check in, could be checking out.
Orivwa!
Hussle!
Ha! Your lame cooking couldn't slow me down.
Whoo, baby! Cockroach breath! [chuckles]
[panting] Hot! Hot! Hot!
EEmma
I know it's a race, but don't be gross!
[mouth full] Sorry! Ah… I'm so sorry.
[Emma runs off and barfs in Carrie's bucket]
That's my bucket!
[to Noah] Dude, you are so bad at this.
[Noah sighs depressingly]
I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings for each other. You're in first place, congratulations!
Whoo, we did it!
Yes! Alright!
EEmma
How's your hand?
It's fine. [holds up his swollen hand] This one not so much.
EEmma
Oh, it's horrible! Come here.
S7 E11I Love Ridonc And Roll
Last episode's Chill Zone sits atop the Great Wall of China. That makes it today's starting point. And last episode's winners are the first team to grab a tip.
[takes a tip from the Don box and Stephanie swipes it out of his hand] You gonna tell me what it says?
You gonna let me read it? [interview] We can't quit now. The prize money's like our children. We're staying together for the kids.
I heard they're changing our name from the Daters to the Haters.
Hey, go for it. My hate for him won us the last round, so today, I plan to hate him even more.
I couldn't hate her more if I tried. They might as well just give us the money right now.
[reading] "Fly to Oulu, Finland."
OMOwen and MacArthur
Finland?
Finland. This European country is home to countless coffee drinkers, cellphone users, and the most saunas per capita, which is where the teams are headed. Here, to this Don box of the piping hot sauna's Apena Pilei Spa. Why suffer in the cold…when you can suffer in the heat?
[grabs and reads a tip] "All-In: Finish Spa Day. Teams have to sit the dry sauna…"
Awesome!
"…fully clothed at the highest heat for 10 minutes."
[with his shirt off and puts his pants back on; chuckles uncomfortably] Less awesome.
Each spa hut has just enough room for two teams, and the 10-minute timer doesn't start until both teams have crammed inside.
"After the sauna, collect a tip from the next Don box by crossing the semi-frozen river."
Almost time to jet.
Uh, sweet. 'Cause this heat is getting to me. It looks like those two are melting.
Dude, relax. They're totally not-- whoa! Those two are melting!
[Crimson and Ennui look at each other and gasp in horror, noticing their makeup is melting]
[Crimson and Ennui reach the other side of the semi-frozen river, and scream like big voiced monsters very horrifyingly at each other, and their reflections, as their makeup has been washed off]
My face!
Don't look at me!
[During their interview, they're wearing paper bags over their heads]
We've only been dating for three years, so naturally, we've never seen each other un-gothed.
I feel like a dead body that washed up on shore, but in a bad way.
[The Reality TV Pros, Sisters, and Adversity Twins arrive at the stage in downtown Oulu]
[stepping out of the taxi] Cool! I wonder who's playing.
[grabs a tip from the Don box] Uh, we are.
It's a Botch or Watch.
EEmma
"Teams must battle it out in Finland's national sport, air guitar." Psh, air guitar? For real?!
For very real. Performances will be judged by this applause meter. Get the crowd into a maximum frenzy, and teams can rock on over here to today's Chill Zone. Bottom out, and it's back to the end of the line to try, try again.
"Whoever didn't pull the rickshaw in Beijing must perform here."
Uh-oh.
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