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[screeching to a stop, realizing something] Something doesn't feel right. [gasps] Oh, no! Bun-bun! Where's Bun-bun?!
It's okay. We don't need a rabbit's foot. Like you said about my underpants, it's just a silly superstition.
Okay, take off your lucky ditch, then. [Jacques runs off] That's what I thought!
Geoff, Brody, congratulations. You're today's winners!
Awesome!
Yes!
I love you, man!
I'd marry you all over again.
I love weddings.
Carrie, Devin, congrats, you're in 2nd place! Jacques, Josee, you've come in… 3rd.
No, not again! Bronze, it's the worst medal. The road of shame is paved with bronze. (Jacques Crying)
[as Crimson makes her Hawaiian grass skirt all dark black] She only wears black. Even if it's grass, it must be dark grass.
[to the Goths when they reach the Chill Zone] 10th... [then to the Rockers] 11th... [to Mom and Daughter] 12th place.
Well, honey. It wasn't pretty, but--
You need to step your game up, mother! For serious!
We're a team, Taylor.
I know you aren't used to winning, like me. But maybe you need to follow my example more, because--
[snapping annoyingly] You've never won anything in your life, Taylor! Never! Not one race, not one medal, NOTHING!
Wait, what?! My room is full of trophies and medals!
Because your dad bought a trophy store! What kind of trophies come in the mail? And guess who paid your coaches to lie? Yep, daddy.
Beauty pageants. I won beauty pageants! You can't fake those!
[chuckles smugly] Oh, honey. When you have enough cash, you can fake anything.
[Taylor gasps in horror]
The coals were hot, but that was cold.
[After finally completing the challenge, the Daters now become Haters as they're the last team to show up at the Chill Zone, though Don pointed out that it's a non-elimination round]
Ryan, Stephanie, I'm sorry. You are the last to arrive.
[devastated] NOOOOOOOO!!!
We're eliminated? [sets Stephanie down] Great. 'Cause Steph, you're eliminated from this. [flexes]
You're breaking up with me? On national television?
International, actually.
Or as it's more commonly known… Dubai! An oasis of luxury, man-made islands, and a mall so big, even teenagers get lost. Once here, teams must bus to Burj Al Arab, the world's only 7-star hotel, to find the next Don box.
Seriously? You're giving me the silent treatment? Oh, ho, ho, two can play that game. I'm the Queen of Silent Treatment. I've got a whole bag of quiet to drop on you.
Pfft, I look forward to it.
You just wait, mister.
One time, I was late picking up Josee from practice, her mom attacked me with a lamp.
I don't miss that lamp.
Or her mom.
One time Junior made pancakes for Mother’s Day and I said they’re overdone, he almost cried.
I had the exact same thing happened with Taylor. Except I was the one making pancakes for her, and she threw them at me, and the pan.
H-h-how much longer is this flight?!
We're still on the ground, you babies!
Forged from lava, this stone embodies my fiery determination to win! (laughs evilly)
You mean "our" determination to win?
Hmm? Oh, yeah. Sure.
[gets a tip from the Don box, reading] "Find the Chill Zone in the Gold Souk." The what?!
The Gold Souk. Just a normal plaza where everything is made of gold. To reach the Chill Zone inside this shop, teams must travel here in taxis… some of which are gold, literally. [a man passes by, eating a golden ice cream] They really like their gold here!
[tired out] There. All done.
Took long enough. [looks down and notices some bird poop on her boot; disgusted] EW! There's bird poop on my boot! Ugh. [wipes it off on her mother's sleeve] There. Totes better.
[gasps in shock; sharped with anger] Do not treat me like a doormat!
You were all sweaty and gross, anyway. Why should we both suffer? [Kelly pushes a lever, hoisting her up in midair, giving her a time-out; screams] Don't just stand there like an old mannequin, help me!
No. I'm giving you a time-out.
You can't do that, I'm your daughter.
Well, that's how it works. I won't help until you apologize.
You're in for a long wait.
[as the Ice Dancers approach the Chill Zone] Welcome to the Chill Zone. You've come in 3rd, again. [Jacques and Josee gasp in shock] Kidding! The twins got here way before you.
Me and Mickey took one of the non-gold cabs. They're a lot faster.
You mean we're… 4TH?! We didn't make the podium at all?!
What podium? There is no podium.
There is always a podium!
[Kelly and Taylor got eliminated because they went shopping in the Dubai mall long enough for the Best Friends to check into the Chill Zone before them]
Kelly, Taylor, you're last to arrive, you're out of the race.
Oh, I guess we should’ve checked in before shopping!
Meh, it was fun while it lasted.
I hope I never touch another camel, but I loved Paris. I can't believe how good your drawing was.
I know, so good. I can't believe your upper body strength. I need to see your trainer like, yesterday.
You know, it's funny. We entered this race to win more money. But we ended up getting something we actually needed.
Speaking of which, if we're gonna shop more, I'll need you to double my allowance.
Oh, Taylor, I'm canceling your allowance.
Wait. What?
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