There was even talk of french toast! But there was none to be had.
“What Goes Down, Must Come Up” · Season 3
In this episode: Jefferson Twilight (9), Doctor Byron Orpheus (5), The Alchemist (4), Brock Samson (3), Hank Venture (2), Doctor Thaddeus Venture (1), Dean Venture (1), Jonas Venture (1)
ODr.Orpheus
I fear this is beyond our combined powers. I must seek guidance from The Master! Wait here, please.
Oh c'mon! We're supposed to be a team. How come we never get to see this all-knowing guy with you?
Yeah, tell the truth is it because you're embarassed of us. Its because he's gay, isn't it? (points at Al)
ODr.Orpheus
No, its because you soiled yourself...and he's gay [disappears in smoke]
I am not diggin' this "Charlie's Angels" crap.
At least they got an intercom. What do we get!?
Damn it, Orpheus! I almost had that bloodsucker. Aww, now I got the blue balls in my blood eye.
I go where the blacktion is.
[bitterly] You're not my mama. She was taken by marauding blackulas when I was 10.
EDr. Entmann
And let me tell you somethin' about ants! You know that whole "Ants can lift a hundred times their own weight" thing? It's a myth! Think about it. What's an ant weigh? Like, nothin'. What nothin' times a hundred?
Uh...nothin'?
EDr. Entmann
It's nothin'!
Perhaps I should cast a spell of protection on the machine.
No! No magic! Remember what happened last time? I'll be damned if I'm gonna walk outta here in Aquaman Underoos!
That’s it, just like that, easy. Pull back a bit, god, your right on top of me.
I can’t help it... it’s stiff, doc. Maybe I should lube this thing up before we take it down there.
It’ll be fine. It’s not built for speed, it’s built for deep penetration.
All right, that’s it. You promise no penetration jokes.
Oh come on, look at that thing! How can I resist? Its practically a monument to my father’s repression.
It appears your father was engage in some sort of experiment, but why would he abandon it in such haste?
He gets bored pretty easy.
And rarely tidys his work area.
Hey do you think maybe, now I'm going out on a limb here, they went, down there?
[Hank points to the basement]
You... you mean, you didn’t check?
Are you kidding? That’s like, the basement!
It’s super spooky down there!
Oh dear god.
Why else would we call magic guys to help us look!
Oh no, no no no! 16 years old!
[Sarcastically] "Triad emergency."
I said I was sorry. The boys a very, active imaginations. They're given to flights of fancy.
Yes, the little imps have certainly skylarked us into a mare's nest this time.
The skinny one thinking he has a shot at his daughter, now that’s an active imagination.
Sweet, the action-figures came?
Finally, merchandising. That’s where the real money's at.
Cha-ching.
Actually, Hasbro passed. These I made myself.
Hmm, nice work. A little on the creepy side but... You sculpt these yourself?
Oh heavens no. I merely repainted a old MEGO-doll of The Falcon.
Argh.
Would you rather be Spock with a bald spot, I’ll trade you!
Orpheus, you drag us into this BS, so how do you wanna go out? Sitting in a peep-booth waiting for some Atari bitch to tell you Game-Over, or do you wanna finish what you started?
What do you mean?
I mean we already know where they're at, so lets go get them.
Yes, yes.
Yeah-yeah, Player-3 buying in.
MUM.U.T.H.E.R
Where is Dr. Venture?
Don’t worry, I found him, he’s right here. And, he wants to talk to you too.
[Entmann puts in the video-card]
JVJonas Venture [On TV]
Oh, hello Rusty!
MUM.U.T.H.E.R
No, Dr. Venture, It’s M.U.T.H.E.R.
JVJonas Venture [On TV]
You’re looking well. Enjoying your new life below ground?
MUM.U.T.H.E.R
No, Dr. Venture, we have much to talk about.
JVJonas Venture [On TV]
Ha-ha, good. Because today I like to talk to you about personal hygiene.
MUM.U.T.H.E.R
Oh OK.
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