MUMexican University Administrator
Your check, Dr. Venture. Muchas gracias.
Super good! Very generous of y-oh, pesos. Great. These zeros are all meaningless.
“Dia de Los Dangerous!” · Season 1
In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (6), Hank Venture (5), Brock Samson (3), Dean Venture (3), Monarch (3), Doctor Girlfriend (1)
GDr. Guevara
I am sorry, Señor Venture.
Doctor.
GDr. Guevara
Sí?
No, "Doctor Venture". What's Mexican for "doctor"?
GDr. Guevara
Doctor.
GDr. Guevara
I realize I am a Tijuana doctor, but even we have scruples. I could lose my license to practice...Mexican medicine.
Hank and Dean: Dad!
We knew you wouldn't let us down.
And just in the nick of time, too. Monarch was gettin' all 'creepy uncle' on us.
(trying to pick a lock) Double dammit!
Hank, you said the double-D word!
(after being attacked by a frightening green creature) What the hell was that?
Chupacabra. They're all over Mexico.
How long can you live if you're not hooked up to him?
Oh, I dunno...a couple of hours? But they'd be awfully uncomf-- (Brock yanks out the tubes connecting Doc to H.E.L.P.eR.) GAH!
This place is tits!
Well, sure. H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road.
What's your problem with our dad, anyway?!
(awkwardly) Well, I- he- he's my nemesis. My archenemy.
I don't think Pop thinks you're his archenemy.
Come on, I'm sure the walls of the Venture Compound are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.
Uhh, no. I've never even heard him mention you.
Yeah, I always thought Baron Ünderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.
(astounded) Ünderbheit!?! Why, that dime-store Doctor Doom isn't fit to...just you wait 'til your father calls me back!
You get the boys. I'll take care of these guys.
Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them.
(left eye twitching) They hit me with a truck.
[after his henchmen have kidnapped the Venture boys and brought them back to the lair]
But see, that's what I'm talking about! Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses. I LIKE my ass, gentlemen.
[After waking up in a tub of ice with a note explaining that his kidneys are gone] Oh! Not again! Wait a minute...one... [Checks his other side] Two... oh...this is serious.
All right, which one of you sold the Monarch out? OK, OK. I'm gonna turn around and close my eyes, and I want the guilty party to step forward. No judgments, you won't be punished, I just want to know who did it, OK?
[Cough]
Traitor! Dirty bastard traitor! I knew it was you, number...
37.
Number 37! Strike him from the roster, Dr. Girlfriend.
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