Carey quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Carey

Cody, do you have anything to say to your brother?

Cody

[to Zack] I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.

Carey

Zack?

Zack

[to Cody] I'm sorry you're my brother.

Carey

[sternly] Zack.

Zack

I'm sorry I worked you like a packmule. I was only thinking about the money. Lots and lots of money, bagloads of money-!

Carey

Zack!

Zack

Sorry.

Cody

I didn't mind you making money off of my cooking. I just need some time to get it right... and 40% of the profits.

Zack

30%.

Cody

Done. [the two spit-shake]

Carey

Okay, but I get 10% of both of your cuts.

Carey

It's not worth it.

Carey

[singing] I recommend the Crême Brulée!

Patrick

[singing] I recommend you go away!

Carey

The point is it doesn't matter if you win. All that matters is you do your best.

Cody

Well, my best isn't going to win me a Nobel Prize, pay for your nursing home, or get Zack out of jail.

Carey

Zack's in jail!?

Not yet.

Zack

You should know that there's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I got D's in Math, English, and Social Studies.

Carey

And what's the good news?

Zack

I'm out of bad news.

Kurt

Come on, have a sense of humor!

Carey

I married you, didn't I?

Kurt

There it is!

Carey

(to Kurt after he, Cody and Zack watched a horror movie) You do realize that the last time Cody saw a horror film, I had to get rid of the monsters by scrubbing down his room with holy water.

Cody

It worked.

Kurt

I know you're mad.

Carey

I was mad when you sold our car to buy a new guitar. I was mad when you came home from the playground with the wrong twins.

Kurt

It was an honest mistake.

Carey

They were girls.

Zack

I'm not hungry.

Max

Me neither

Carey

What's going on?

Arwin

Isn't it obvious? [whispers] They're not hungry!

Arwin

This cake is excellent, Carey. You're a great cook.

Carey

Actually I bought it.

Arwin

You're a great buyer of cakes.

Carey

You're using my son as a spy?

Maddie

Oh, like you're using him for anything better.

Carey

I actually cooked...for three hours!

Zack

Not for me. I'm stuffed.

Cody

Mom, do you ever find yourself feeling discouraged, unfulfilled, unappreciated?

Carey

Not if you eat my casserole!

Cody

Not gonna happen...

Cody

Mom, please tell me everything went okay with your demo CD.

Carey

Oh, yeah. The guy at the record company said I'd have a future as a cabaret singer. He suggested I check out The Tipton. Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be!

Carey

[to the twins] Hey, guys. What'cha been doing?

Cody

Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.

Carey

It's never just "playing ball" with you.

Carey

I am so pleased that you boys care about the environment.

Zack

Hey, recycling cans is important, and I love this planet, and I want our children to live in a better place...

Cody

Maddie is not here.

Zack

[handing Cody a bag of cans] Oh... Then you carry this junk.

Carey

If I give you guys pets, will you stop bugging me?

Yes.

Carey

Pet rocks. Don't overfeed them.

Cody

I'm gonna name mine Tim.