Carey quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Carey

(to the twins) Anything you want you've got it.

Cody

Get us into the wedding.

Carey

Except that. You're grounded, remember?

Zack

You meant that?

Carey

I'm trying to do the right thing.

Zack

Okay. Looks like we're going to find a way into that wedding ourselves.

Cody

Forget it. There is no way you are talking me into another one of your idiotic schemes.

Zack

(about Maddie) Baby's got it going on! (Makes a shape of an hourglass "body" with his hands)

Carey

She's got what going where?

Zack

I don't know what I am saying.

Carey

We may live in a palace, but we are not royalty.

Zack

I think you're a queen, Mommy.

Carey

Aww.. put a sock in it.

Zack

Mom, guess what? We're gonna be on TV!

Carey

What did you set on fire?!

Carey

(about doing stand-up comedy at her school talent show) So anyway, I'm up there on stage, no one's laughing, and I panicked. So I started to sing. You know what happened?

Cody

They started laughing?

Carey

Did I ever tell you about when I was in my first band?

Zack

Yes.

Carey

And how we couldn't work together and eventually broke up?

Zack

Yes. And then your boyfriend stole your car and ran off with your best friend...

Carey

Yeah, yeah, okay. And what did we learn from that story?

Zack

You need to pick better men?

Carey

You guys have never been apart, not ever.

Zack

Except for the first ten minutes when Cody wasn't born. Those were the days.

Zack

I know he's having a miserable time. We have twin telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.

Carey

Well, I think you have a bad connection. Hang up.

Zack

Uh, uh. I can sense these things. Remember when Cody broke his leg and I sensed it?

Carey

That's because you fell on him and broke it.

Zack

I'm worried about him. He's up there in the wilderness. Right now, he could be hanging from a cliff over a waterfall with a pack of wolves and a bear snapping at him.

Carey

It's math camp. The worst that could happen is that he sit on his compass.

Zack

But, mom, I'm...

Carey

Honey, I'm tellin' ya. We're probably in more danger here than he is there. [a car starting is then heard]

[to London, outside] FORWARD, NOT REVERSE! [he and London then crash into the room]

Zack

Why do I have to ride the hump?

Maddie

Well, you could have driven back with Muriel in the other car.

Zack

Did I mention how much I love the hump?

Carey

Well, I hope you love your room, because that's where you're going to be until you're old enough to drive!

Carey

Zack, you're gonna miss your brother, too, aren't ya?

Zack

Like a slow-healing scab.

Carey

Esteban, have you seen Zack? I've looked all over for him.

Esteban

Zack? Zack who? Look at the time! [tries to walk away]

Carey

Esteban, do you like nature films?

Esteban

Oh, I love nature films.

Carey

[angrily] Have you ever seen the one about what a mother bear would do to protect her cubs?!

Esteban

London is driving him up to Math Camp with Maddie and Muriel! Don't eat me!

Carey

Moesby, Zack took off for math camp!

Splendid now they're both gone! It's like falling in love again!

Carey

You don't understand! London is driving.

Oh no!

Carey

Oh yeah!

They shouldn't be too hard to find! We'll just look for the car that's driving in reverse.

Carey

Isn't he the worst!? On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while HE was driving!!

Maddie

Well in all fairness to London I have to say, even though I was being held against my will - and my lawyers will be in touch - she did a pretty good job driving up here.

I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Zack

Suppose?!

Maddie

Slight?!

Carey

Tendency?!

London

A bit?!

Okay! Okay! I'm sorry London.

London

It's okay Moseby. [takes her hands off the wheel to hug him]

HANDS ON THE WHEEL!!!

Carey

Have you seen my kids?

No. Have you seen my employees?

Carey

No.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Carey

Me, too, but let's stay calm. I'm sure my kids are fine and your hotel is in one piece [hears explosion] or pieces.