London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

London

Don't worry. My other helicopter is on its way from my beach house in Newport.

You have a beach house? I live in a one-bedroom apartment with five brothers and sisters. And we share one toothbrush.

Cody

Hey, London. Do you think you can do me a itsy bitsy favor?

London

NO!

Cody

You have no idea what I was going to say.

London

You were going to say there's this guy who's obsessed with me because I'm the most amazing person in the world and he just has to have a date with me.

Cody

(stutters and hesitates) Th-th-that's not what I was going to say a-a-at all. (smiles nervously)

Lance

London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

London

Shh! Lower your voice.

Lance

[deepens voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

Chelsea

So,what does your mystery man Lance do?

London

He uh, saves lives.

Tiffany

Oh, he's studying to be a doctor.

Chelsea

[gasps] A plastic surgeon?

Lance

[walks in]" Hi, sweetie!"

London

Honey, I told you to wear a suit.

Lance

I am wearing a suit.

London

Not bathing suit, a dress suit, with pockets and other nice stuff.

Lance

Well, it's got a little pocket, on the inside the for my key, and it's waterproof.

London

Not so fast Lea.

Nia

It's Nia.

London

Whatever. Nia. Tia. Leah. Gia. Mia. Sia.

Well your track record does speak for itself.

London

Ooh. You were in track? I tried that once. But then they put little fences in front of me and I kept tripping. Plus, the other girls wouldn't wait for me.

London

Zack! I can't sleep. I need my white noise machine.

Zack

And you're telling me this because...?

London

Sound like a tropical rain forest!

Zack

[makes tropical sounds]

London

Too apeman. Make wave sounds!

Zack

Woosh! Woosh!

London

More... French Riviera.

Zack

Le woosh! Le crash!

Nia

You know, London, I've been dumped before-

London

Oh, there's a shock. But I'm not like you. I've never been the dumpee. I've always been the dumper.

Nia

One more crack and you're gonna be in the dumpster.

Carey

Here, sing this [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do re me fa so la ti doh ♪

London

How am I supposed to remember all that?

Carey

Well... you could...uh, think of things that remind you of each note. [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do ♪

London

Ooh, that's easy! Dough means money!

Carey

♪ Re, me ♪

London

Ooh. Yay, me! [claps]

Carey

♪ Fa, so ♪

London

If something's far, I say "So?" because I have a private jet.

Carey

♪ La ♪

London

"Law" is something you get to break if you're rich.

Carey

♪ Ti ♪

London

My favorite vowel!

Carey

♪ Do ♪

London

Yay! More money!

Carey

'Kay. Now let's try putting it all together.

London

Dough! Yay, me! [claps] Far, So? Law, T [high-pitched and off-key] ♪ Dough! ♪ [glass on the table shatters] Mazel tov!

London

If I am as bad as everyone says then....

Antonio

Oh! You are! What you do is a capital crime in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.

London

What are we going to do?

That's a good question. I got it. We'll do Singin In The Rain.

London

We have to learn a whole new musical. I barely know this one.

We'll do what they did in the movie Singin In The Rain. (pointing to London) You lipsing while Maddie is behind the curtain doing the actual singing.

London

That's a brilliant idea.

Maddie

What's so brilliant about it? I do all the work and you get all the credit?

London

Yeah that's the brilliant part.

Antonio

I'm taking five.

London

Oh me too. How much time do we have?

London

Fill this with candy! Maddie asked me to send it to her. She's spending a semester with her Aunt Arctica.

Nia

Antarctica is not a person. It's a continent.

London

You mean, like ketchup and mustard?

Nia

This is terrible. Uncle Marion's gonna send me back to live with my mom.

Zack

Can I come with you? Because after this, I won't be able to live with mine.

London, let me go to your science class for you?

London

Thanks, but you don't look like me. Lenny Woo is going

But he's a guy.

London

I paid him extra to wear a dress. (Lenny stumbles around wearing a girl's outfit with high heels)

Nia

I can't believe the princess is having a perfect first day. This stinks!

Zack

That could be the garbage in my underpants.

London

The only bright side of my day is that Nia's miserable, too.

We just think you're great, Nia. It's about time someone stood up to Vance. And I just know we're gonna be the best of friends.

Nia

Aw, thanks, Ellen! (she gives London a look, as if to say "Mm-hmm")

London

(gasps) I just realized if you buy your friends, they're not going to really like you for who you are.

Cody

(mocking fascination) REALLY?!? Congratulations, London. You learned something on your first day of school.

London

Yay, smart me! (claps her hands)