Give me the hat!
Aah!
He won't hurt you!
Not if I have the hat!
Oh, no! Don't unwrap it! Who knows what it looks like after thousands of years! Aah, it hideous!
Come here, honey, are you okay?
Swell. I'm just a little dizzy.
Welcome back, buddy.
Welcome back? You left me wrapped up for hours. Where have you been? I thought you were coming right back to get me.
Well, we did. But the mummy we took was just a doll wrapped in gauze. It was a total fake!
How did you find out the mummy was a fake?
It's a fake?
No.
Liar, liar, cargo pants on fire! This necklace is probably plastic! Here, Maddie, you can have it.
Actually, the necklace is real emerald.
Thanks for holding it for me, Maddie.
If the artifacts are real, why would you have a fake mummy?
Because I couldn't find the real one. I spent eight years in the jungle, living on beetles and bats' blood.
Eew.
I've found all these beautiful treasures. But nobody cares about them if I don't have some stupid mummy. It's all about the mummy... mummy, mummy, mummy!
I think he has mummy issues.
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