Matthew Bevilaqua quotes from The Sopranos

I, I was just givin' them alternatives, shit!

Why? It's got a three million float, competition's robust, and their technologies' two years behind, your stock's a dog.

(Sean and Matt beat the crap out of the worker) You fuckin' think a minute!

Hey, stop that! Hey, I'm still the manager here, this is unacceptable. Where's Moltisanti? I'm gonna make a call if you don't think I know who really runs this operation.

Get back in your fuckin' office! (looks around the room) Anybody else got a problem with Webistics???

Silvio Dante

I'm losing my balls over here! This fucking moron's playing hazel. Get the fuck out of here!

I was just trying to sweep the cheese away--

Silvio Dante

Why? Why now? Leave it there.

I don't know, I was just--

Silvio Dante

What? Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get them? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to get-- leave the fucking cheese there, alright! I love fucking cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? So, leave the fucking cock sucking cheese where it is!

To kick upstairs to Tony Soprano would be an honor.

Sean Gismonte

He the man.

Christopher Moltisanti

I thought you said I was the man. He the man, I the man, who the man?

Sean Gismonte

Are vee not men?

Richie Aprile

(about Christopher) The attitude on that camel-nose fuck. He ever lays his hand on my niece again I'm gonna tear him apart piece by piece.

Camel nose!

Sean Gismonte

Man, you can't make that shit up.

Richie Aprile

The fuck are you talkin' about? I just did. Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like natural canopy. (Sean and Matt laugh) You know the kid has his good points.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm not sayin' anything against him. He's my homie.

Richie Aprile

Your what?!?

He lives up near me.

Richie Aprile

Well, why didn't you say that? If you wanna talk like a fuckin' mulignan, we'll send you to slip-and-fall school.

This is fucked.

Sean Gismonte

What?

This. Us. Look at us. We're like two fuckin' scared rabbits or somethin'. Douchebags.

Sean Gismonte

Don't say that.

Sean, for chrissakes, grow up to reality. We are nowhere. Buyin' fish, punchin' safes, what is that, and for what?

Sean Gismonte

We're just gettin' started. It's what you do.

We got stockbroker licenses. I went to Pace college.

Sean Gismonte

Fuck. It's true huh?

We're fucked.

Sean Gismonte

We gotta do somethin' to get ahead in this world.

Tony Soprano

Why don't you just take it easy, will ya? We just wanna talk to ya. That's all.

It wasn't me. It was Sean. Just Sean.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

You're shakin'.

You're gonna fuckin' kill me for somethin' I didn't do.

Tony Soprano

Don't you think we coulda killed you already, if we wanted you dead. Relax. We just wanna talk to you.

Tony, it was...it was Sean! You got to believe me, it was Sean, he got nuts! He said we're being pissed on and disrespected and that we should score points with Richie. But I told him hey, Rome wasn't built in one day! Anything Tony, I'll tell you anything you wanna know.

Tony Soprano

What'd Richie say?

It had nothin' to do with Richie, he didn't ask for it. He got mad when I told 'im. Sean did it on spec.

Tony Soprano

Alright. Come here. Come here. Come on. Are you sure nobody else was involved. Take a minute, think it over.

It was Sean all the way.

Tony Soprano

Alright. You're a good kid.

I'm thirsty.

Tony Soprano

See if we got somethin' to drink.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

What can I get ya? You want a Fanta? Somethin' like that?

Tony Soprano

How is that? I mean, you sure you want a diet drink? You don't want somethin' with some sugar in it?

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

There was only diet.

It's good.

Tony Soprano

You finished?

Thank you T.

Tony Soprano

'Cuz that sugarless motherfucker...the last fuckin' drink you're ever gonna have! (Tony pulls the gun out)

Ah! T, No! Mommy! Mommy! Please, Tony, please! (Tony and Pussy shoot Matt)