Johnny Sack quotes from The Sopranos

All due respect to New York, I don't think you should be tellin' my uncle how ta run things.

Johnny Sack

You think I got the balls ta drive in from New York and tell your uncle how he should run his family? I shouldn't expect to see the Statue of Liberty again if I did that, huh?

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Johnny Sack

Don't get up.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

I wasn't gonna.

Johnny Sack

You piece of shit.

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I'm tellin' ya John, he's not leavin' me a lot of options here.

Johnny Sack

Don't talk crazy. You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.

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Johnny Sack

I want you to sanction a hit on Ralph Cifaretto.

What, are you fuckin' kiddin' me?

Johnny Sack

He violated my wife's honor.

Ralph slept with Ginny?

Johnny Sack

He insulted her. He made a very insensitive joke about her body to some friends of ours.

What did he say?

Johnny Sack

I have to repeat it? My word's not good enough?

Not if you want him clipped over it.

Johnny Sack

He said she was havin' a 90 pound mole removed from her ass. The implication was that her ass is so big, she can have a mole that size removed from it.

It's an off-color remark; it was highly inappropriate. You want, I'll demand he's taxed. But clip him? [shakes his head no]

Johnny Sack

Is, is it all just about money?

I'll crack him good. I'll ask for two hundred grand.

Johnny Sack

Two hundred grand for insulting my wife? What's next Carmine, he get to fuck her for a million?!

He wants to fuck her?

Johnny Sack

I'm making a point, I'm talkin' about my wife's honor here, my honor!

We depend on this guy. There are millions of dollars at stake. We can't afford it John.

Johnny Sack

A room full of guys making fun of my wife and you're not gonna let me deal with this?

Not that way. My answer's gotta be no.

Johnny Sack

I want a sit down then with Ralph, fucking thief. Get this Fernandez paving bullshit dealt with.

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Alright, fine; you tell me who told you about him, we'll bring him in here. He corroborates with what you're saying, I'll give you Ralph on a platter.

Johnny Sack

Is nothing scared? I mean, this is my wife we're talking about here. If this was years ago would I even have had to ask? I mean, what happened to this thing? For God's sake, we bend more rules than the Catholic Church!

Alright look, let's assume for the sake of argument Ralph said what you think he said - is clipping him going to un-ring that bell?

Nobody's getting clipped.

Johnny Sack

I want satisfaction.

Will you accept an apology?

Johnny Sack

That ship that has sailed.

You're being unreasonable, John!

Johnny Sack

Ralph Cifaretto the only one who can handle the Esplanade? Put Pontecorvo in there.

There's millions of dollars at stake.

Johnny Sack

Again with the money?

Yeah, again with the money. It's settled, John. So either name a price or get the fuck over it.

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(on phone) Yeah. John, it's me.

Johnny Sack

(on phone) And?

And I'm calling to tell you how appalled I am. I just got back. I talked to Tony. I love Ginny. I would never say anything like that.

Johnny Sack

That's not what I heard.

From who John?

Johnny Sack

I don't betray confidences Ralphie. Denyin' you said it?

Fuck yes, I'm denyin' I said it.

Johnny Sack

I don't believe you.

Just...just tell me who said this. I'll put a bullet in their fuckin' eye.

Johnny Sack

You're a real weasel you know that?

John, please. Look. Last year, when Tony and I had our, our thing, that misunderstanding, you were the voice of reason. You were the one that told me to apologize.

Johnny Sack

Oh, so you're apologizing?

If that's what it takes.

Johnny Sack

Why would you apologize? I thought you didn't say it.

I didn't say it.

Johnny Sack

You know somethin' Ralph, not only are you a thief, you're a lying fucking prick. I should've let Tony chop your head off a year ago.

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Johnny Sack

He's got a bad history Tony. Cute cocksucker could wind up dead.

What are you sayin' here?

Johnny Sack

He's a two faced fucking prick.

I thought Ralph was your friend.

Johnny Sack

Right. That's rich. Did you hear what my friend said about my wife? Made a crack about Ginny's weight. Something about her havin' a ninety pound mole on her ass.

Well that's uh...that's deplorable. Who told you this?

Johnny Sack

What's important was that it was said.

Well if he did say it, I didn't hear it. Cause he knows better than to make a remark like that when I'm around.

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Johnny Sack

Tony gets one fifty. Twenty five percent comes from you, the other seventy five percent o' that comes from Hesh.

Phil Leotardo

Jesus Christ...that's like forty grand. You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me, John.

Johnny Sack

Am I smilin'?

Phil Leotardo

You got some balls kid, I'll give you that much!

You'll give me what I tell you to give me!

Johnny Sack

Whoah Tony...

Take it easy...take it easy...

Fuck that! This ain't the seventies. And I'm not a kid.

Phil Leotardo

Relax, it's an expression.

Well, here's another expression. You got five days ta give me my money.

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Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called?

Johnny Sack

A lotta things didn't happen that seem like they happen...your cousin didn't whack Joey, the Vespas never got into my hands.

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Was that fuckin' necessary? He shouldn't even've been here.

Johnny Sack

He's got a right to be here. He's got a right to a lot of things right now.

My cousin acted alone, I did not sanction this.

Johnny Sack

The 'lone gunman theory'...

You know how close he and Angelo were in the can. He flipped the fuck out!

Johnny Sack

When he whacked Joey Peeps, what flipped him out that time?

W-whaddaya want John, whaddaya want me to say?

Johnny Sack

I want your cousin on a fucking spit!

I don't know where he is.

Nobody does.

Johnny Sack

Fine. Maybe one of your other relatives then...

Christopher Moltisanti

What, I gotta stand here being threatened now?

Right, Chrissy-

Alright alright alright, nobody's making threats! Look, Tony's in hiding, John.

Johnny Sack

You either deliver that prick to my door, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have never fucking seen. We're done here.

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Anthony Infante: Listen, as far as that thing goes...the coffee with the chicory...

Johnny Sack

The fuck is that?

AIAnthony Infante

Oh shit. I suck at talkin' like this John, I'm sorry. Our friend with the stomach.

Johnny Sack

In town or near home?

AIAnthony Infante

Your neighbor. A.S.

Johnny Sack

Yeah, all right. Just say the thing I asked you to do. The coffee with the fuckin' chicory. Is he gonna get it for me?

AIAnthony Infante

Yes. Bad news is that he wants ten cups for himself. Not seven.

Johnny Sack

Alright. Done. Did you pick up the birthday cake for Gin with the marzipan flowers?

AIAnthony Infante

The stuff behind the pool?

Johnny Sack

No, an actual fuckin' cake. It's her birthday.

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WFWarren Feldman

(Johnny lies in bed) I don't know if you heard but...Gerry Torciano. He was hit last week in Brooklyn.

Johnny Sack

Who?

WFWarren Feldman

Gerry Torciano. Was all over the news. They whacked 'im in some restaurant. Did you know 'im?

Johnny Sack

Yeah...uh...um...good guy. So hard to breathe.