Hello. (on phone)
Hey, man, it's Artie. (on phone)
Yeah, I know, what's up?
Listen, I'm at the Soprano's house. And Tony's a little green around the gills. Flu, i'm guessing. But maybe he ate something didn't agree with him.
Food poisoning?
No, what, salmonella? No! But he had a reaction. You guys ate at an Indian restaurant. It would help if we knew, did you have any symptoms?
No. Well, once during the night, I did have a slight touch of diarrhea. That's all, it passed.
Nothing. Touch of diarrhea.
You motherfucker.
A touch. Nothing right, puss? Not what like Tony's going through, right? Like from bad shellfish or anything.
What the fuck? Am I gonna get sick now?
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