The therapist told her it is her "right" to go to Europe.
Whoa, whoa, she actually thinks this a good ide- [sits on a bowl of cereal, tosses it onto Meadow's desk] She actually thinks this is a good idea?
She says it's no big deal, I can pick up my education wherever, whenever.
: Oh, really?
Meadow Soprano Wendy said she can get me into a school in Barcelona if I decided to stay.
Who's "Wendy"?
Dr. Wendy Klober.
Barcelona...
I could take Melfi's head and crush it like a fuckin' walnut.
I feel battered!
[getting out of bed] I've gotta get to the salon.
Did you tell "Wendy" you didn't work all summer?
Meadow Soprano[sarcastically] Wait, you're right, I forgot to mention the "pivotal role" of the work ethic in this family!
You can lose that smart mouth right now.
Or what? What is this, Afghanistan? I'm over eighteen now, I'm a grown woman, I can go wherever I want and do what I want.
Alright! Jesus, God, we know that! Is that your only point here? Because "just" getting what you want is for babies, not adults.
It may interest you to know she thinks I probably should be on Prozac.
She does?
She said that?
Jackie was murdered! I know you think it's nothing screaming my head off at the Columbia-Army game wouldn't cure.
That is so unfair.
Alright, look, I've been thinking about this: now you're a smart girl, the right move is for you to wait. Just until next year maybe?
You know what I don't understand, Dad? You were all in favor of me going.
Your mother doesn't want it.
Meadow Soprano [sarcastically] Wow, listen to "Mr. Mob Boss"!
What did you call me?
Meadow Soprano All this fucking pussyfooting around, years now? Why don't we just get it out all there?
[Tony is furious, and marches up to Meadow's face]
Tony...
Shut up.
Tony!
[to Meadow] You got something you wanna say to me?
What do you mean?
What do I mean? What do you mean? All these innuendoes. You inferring to me that I didn't do everything I could to keep that kid from fucking himself up? That yeah, knowing him and his family... that I didn't try to be a better dad to him than his own dad, God rest his soul? That I didn't try to protect Jackie Junior? That I didn't actually smack him around, 'cause I was so frustrated? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
[breaking down in tears] I'm through telling people you help with environmental cleanup!
That's not what I asked you.
Like you could talk honestly for three fucking seconds!
You try me!
[...]
I've made my plans, I'm going to Europe, and I'm getting the fuck out of here! [runs out of her room]
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