Albie Cianflone quotes from The Sopranos

Phil Leotardo

Fuckin' nauseating!

Albie Cianflone

Could've been worse. He could have flipped.

Phil Leotardo

Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?! You don't ever admit the existence of this thing. Ever!

Phil Leotardo

I did twenty fuckin' years.

Don't get me wrong, I loved Dom more than anybody. My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this.

Phil Leotardo

It's payback for Vito.

So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room?

Albie Cianflone

Balls on this prick...

Butch DeConcini

To blow up a store...you call that balls? Balls is you look a guy in the eye while you jam a ice pick through his lung.

Albie Cianflone

I meant balls as in "nerve," "gall."

Butch DeConcini

I know what the fuck you meant. Far as I'm concerned, this is like nine eleven. Tony wanted our attention? Fine. He got our attention. Now we wipe 'im off the planet.

Phil Leotardo

You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?

Butch DeConcini

Who does?

Tony...

Albie Cianflone

I never got that at all...

Phil Leotardo

Fat piece o' shit.

Butch DeConcini

It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you...all the time. And you keep indulgin' him.

Phil Leotardo

You're right. But whack a boss? I won't do that.

Butch DeConcini

It's been done before.

Phil Leotardo

And it was wrong then.

Butch DeConcini

Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there.

Meadow Soprano

Yeah.

Small world, runnin' into you like this, huh?

Meadow Soprano

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Yeah, you got a little cream on your mouth there sweetie, be happy ta add to it.

Meadow Soprano

What?

Lucky guy, her dad, must be fun tuckin' her in at night, huh?

You have a problem?

Not yet. Would you like one?

Albie Cianflone

Coco. Come on.

What, I'm sayin' hello.

Albie Cianflone

Come on, lets go.

Hey, best ta yer dad, eh. (Coco laughs)

Butch DeConcini

Tony Soprano, obviously. Plus Silvio Dante, and we think, Bobby Baccilieri.

That mortadell's number three? He used to be Junior Soprano's driver.

Albie Cianflone

And you used to sell laser printers out the back o' your Crown Vic.