Hugh DeAngelis quotes from The Sopranos

(on phone) Hugo,

Hugh DeAngelis

Who is this?

Corrado Soprano.

Hugh DeAngelis

Ohhh...Corrado, how are ya?

How am I? I'm a prisoner in my own home is how I am. What do we live for?

Hugh DeAngelis

Yeah.

Anyhow, I wanna wish you a bona fortuna and also send you my regrets. I'd love to be at your jubilee.

Bobby Baccilieri

Junior...

Hugh DeAngelis

Jubilee?!

The federal government says I can't leave the house and my family keeps me sedated. Bobby told me it was a surprise party, but I told him, I go "At our age, it's enough surprise everyday when we get up in the morning. Right?"

Hugh DeAngelis

Uhh..I suppose so.

So happy birthday my friend and many more. Arrividerci.

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Did somebody tell you something?

Hugh DeAngelis

I know all about it. You can save the cloak and dagger.

MDMary DeAngelis

AJ?!

Huh? What?!

Hugh DeAngelis

Junior Soprano told me all about it.

That miserable fuckin' man.

MDMary DeAngelis

Ohhh...

You don't know the half!

Hugh DeAngelis

Relax! I'm fine with knowin'. In my age, it's surprise enough to be able to get out of bed every mornin'.

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Hugh DeAngelis

Who else is comin'?

MDMary DeAngelis

Freddy Di Novi.

Hugh DeAngelis

Tony'll love him. Who else?

Dad, Tony isn't coming to the party.

Hugh DeAngelis

Why won't he come?

Well, I felt that since we're separated, we should get used to the idea of livin' separate lives.

Hugh DeAngelis

Oh, that's a crock of shit!

MDMary DeAngelis

You don't talk to her like that. This is very difficult.

Hugh DeAngelis

I've known the man for twenty-somethin' years. It's his house, how's it gonna look?!! (angrily)

I talked to Tony about it. He's in agreement with me.

Hugh DeAngelis

Because you put the screws to him!!

Fine, I'll cancel the party!

Hugh DeAngelis

Go right the hell ahead! Because I'm not comin' if the man of the house isn't there!!

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Tony Soprano

'Fritto misto baccala, couple of meatballs too...

Hugh DeAngelis

Hey, there he is!

Tony Soprano

Hey! Happy Birthday to you, got salsiccia for you!

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(yelling) I swear ta God, I'm gonna fucking kill you!

What the fuck?!

You made a fool of yourself and our family on national fucking television!?

Look, I didn't even say that shit. Aight, they totally misquoted me.

Meadow Soprano

Holy shit...

Well, of course they did! That's what they do! Which is why I and everybody else told you, "Don't talk to the press!"

Yeah well you're the one who looked like a total asshole. Draggin' me around like I was five years old.

You are a cross to bear. That's all you are. To your father, to me, to everybody.

Fuck this! Alright! Fuck it all! (Anthony Junior leaves)

Hugh DeAngelis

Jesus, Mel, the hell's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? (Carmela leaves)

Meadow Soprano

Mom. It had to happen. She's fried.