Eugene Pontecorvo quotes from The Sopranos

Eugene Pontecorvo

At the very least, Tony owes you an apology.

Ralph Cifaretto

The money I put in his pocket from construction alone, he should hit his knees, this prick. What? You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck? No offense. (to Vito Spatafore) I could see if it was his daughter or a niece of his, but all this over some dead whore. (whore pronounced hooah)

Ralph Cifaretto

You know what that crazy bitch was into?

Eugene Pontecorvo

What?

Vito Spatafore

What?

Ralph Cifaretto

She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out. I told her get the fuck outta here.

Eugene Pontecorvo

Hehehe... (laughing)

Vito Spatafore

The fuck?! (laughing)

Ralph Cifaretto

Whole family's nuts.

Ralph Cifaretto

Hadda be Paulie told Johnny...

Eugene Pontecorvo

You think so?

Ralph Cifaretto

He hates my success...thinkin' about that birthday dinner...who was there when I told the Ginny Sack joke?

Vito Spatafore

Not Paulie. I remember Albert sayin' he didn't get a gift.

Ralph Cifaretto

It was little Paulie, the witless fuckin' nephew. He told Paulie, Paulie tells Johnny. Fuckin' telephone game like high-school girls! Wanna play phone games? That party was the only time I ever mentioned Shamu's fat ass.

Eugene Pontecorvo

(next to Benny Fazio's battered body in the hospital) This is fucked up.

Vito Spatafore

What do ya wanna do about it?

Eugene Pontecorvo

What do I wanna do about it? I want that man there ta do somethin' about it. (referring to Tony) I want 'im ta give us the okay ta drive over ta Brooklyn, clean some fuckin' timepieces over there.

Vito Spatafore

Tony Blundetto whacked the brother of a captain. Tony tried ta strike at them again, we should take him out.

Eugene Pontecorvo

Looks good. He gave me a hug.

Did he like the watches?

Eugene Pontecorvo

Do I know my psychology? (sarcastic)

Eugene Pontecorvo

Look, for Tony to-

Tony...Tony...why don't you kill 'im! Put a bullet in his fuckin' head!

Eugene Pontecorvo

I can't do that.

What, you think I don't know that you've done it before?

Eugene Pontecorvo

He's the boss Deanne.

The boss of what? He's a piece of shit!