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Silvio Dante quotes from The Sopranos

Played by Steven Van Zandt · 36 quotes · page 3 of 3

Silvio Dante

Played by Steven Van Zandt

The Sopranos · 454 quotes

5th most-quoted character in The Sopranos: in 36 of its 454 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony Soprano (18), Paulie Walnuts (14), Christopher Moltisanti (9)

Scenes with Silvio Dante 35

Silvio Dante

Lemme ask you a question. Before he cornered you in the porta-potty, when the security guard was suckin' him off-

Whoah one sec, it-it was the other way around.

Vito was blowing the security guard.

Son of a bitch!!!

Catchin', not pitchin'?

He's not gonna know I told you?

You ain't gonna have no problem from Vito, believe me.

What are ya gonna do?

It'll be okay. Get him ta pay for some therapy.

(to Finn) Look, why don't you, uh, go out front, just get yourself a sandwich, any kind ya like huh? Soda. And, when we're done here, somebody'll take you back. Alright. (Finn leaves)

(laughs) I wanna kill the fat faggot myself! Be a fuckin' honor. Cut off his pisciatil' and feed it to 'im.

There can be no mistake now.

I can't believe I stuck up for 'im! I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.

Well, we can't have 'im here in our social club no more. I mean, that much I do know.

Social club? He's gotta go!

I wanna think about it.

Yeah, I-I don't know.

(Paulie stands up) What the fuck?! What is there ta think about?

Sit down. (to Paulie)

Fuck that! I'll say it again! What the fuck is there ta think about?

You gonna take care of his kids, huh, after he's gone?

It's true. They didn't do nothin'. Poor little guys.

Now sit down. (to Paulie)

I'm sorry if I yelled T, it's just, how much more betrayal can I take?

(laughing) Vito a fag. Big construction tycoon. Ton', when he was always talkin' about "greasin' the union," who knew, that's what he meant? (does jerk off notion with his hand and Patsy Parisi laughs hard in response)

Alright, this stays in these four walls. Understood?

DGDominic Gamiello

That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked. (about the one shoved up Vito's ass when he was killed)

Silvio Dante

Very funny Dom. Very cute. I don't quite get it, but cute.

DGDominic Gamiello

Hey you know the autopsy found a three ball in his side pocket.

You're on a run.

DGDominic Gamiello

They found a hanky with Carlo's lipstick in his other pocket. I'm just breakin' balls. You're right though...shouldn't laugh about a tragedy. That old homo actor Raymond Navarro, had an ivory dildo stuck up his ass when they found 'im.

Silvio Dante

Pretty up on all this shit, huh Dom?

DGDominic Gamiello

Come to think of it, he was from Jersey too.

What'd they find up your mother's cunt?

Silvio Dante

Time ta hit the trail for Metuchen, huh, whaddya say?

DGDominic Gamiello

My mistake. Carlo's lipstick was on Vito's cock.

Silvio Dante

(Silvio slams Dominic in the back of the head and a fight ensues where Carlo and Silvio attack Dominic at the same time) Hit 'im! Hit this prick.

DGDominic Gamiello

Carlo, no!! Carlo!!! (Carlo stabs Dominic numerous times, killing him)

As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting after the fire in his wire room.

Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. I agreed.

Fair enough. Now I won't call it a sit-down because of the inclement negative implications. Let's think of it as... a meeting of minds. Now for whatever reason, certain incidents have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines.

I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to.

Call him what you will but you're talkin' about one of my captains.

Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right?

Phil, please.

Please, my ass. The man was a fuckin' disgrace.

Well, before he came outta the closet, he worked for me. And he put a lot of money in my pocket. And yours too.

Talk about earners? How 'bout Fat Dom Gamiello?

[Tony gestures to Silvio]

Silvio Dante

What about 'im?

He's M.I.A. A lot of people are concerned for his well-being.

So what the fuck would I know about that?

Well as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey.

So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too.

Tony, please. Phil. We're gettin' off point. I grew up in this, guys. And I just lost my friend Rusty. And for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. If there's one thing my father taught me, it's this; a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. My business, all of our businesses, this infighting's costing money.

I'm willin' to move forward. Let the past be bygones.

Fine with me.

A wise decision... on both your parts. Now what I'd love to see is a truce. Wipe the slate clean. The no-shows. The wire room. Vito... put it all behind us.

Yeah...

Your brother Billy, whatever happened there...

Alright then, uh...

"Whatever happened there?!"

The shooting.

"Whatever happened there?!"

God rest his soul, huh?

I'll tell you what fuckin' happened; this piece of shit's cousin...

Calm down Phil.

...put six bullets in the kid without any provocation whatsoever!

My cousin's dead.

Fuck you!

Phil, hey we were makin' headway here. I didn't mean to say...

Fuck what you meant, cocksucker! Come on!

[Phil and his gang leaves]

Jesus Christ, Carmine, what the fuck? Why would you possibly bring that up?

GTGerry Torciano

All due respect, he's a great guy Doc, but boss material?

Silvio Dante

Important thing is we all work together, whoever winds up in the driver's seat.

GTGerry Torciano

Phil will, I'll never get it. The man was my mentor, was right there for the taking.

Silvio Dante

His heart Gerry, what's he gonna do?

GTGerry Torciano

That's my point though. What you just said. Johnny goes away, it's Phil's turn in the driver's seat and his heart gives out.

Silvio Dante

Right.

GTGerry Torciano

His heart.

Silvio Dante

I know, what?

GTGerry Torciano

It's a metaphor. He lost his balls is what I'm sayin'.

Silvio Dante

Just say it then. Walt fuckin' Whitman over here. (Their goomars come by) Ladies.

GTGerry Torciano

Hey.

Silvio Dante

You alright?

GTGerry Torciano

How you doin'?

GGoomar

Should we get some more wine?

GTGerry Torciano

Where's this fuckin' waiter, on sabbatical?

Silvio Dante

What's the name o' that sangovaise we had at quadrugate, huh, the night you- (Gerry Torciano gets gunned down by an assassin)

Alright, lets dispense with the five hundred pound elephant in the room huh? My kid tried ta off 'imself. We all fuckin' know it. That's it...nobody's got nothin' ta say...

How's he doin' Ton'?

They got 'im under observation, whatever the fuck that means. Stupid fuck! When did I lose this kid. What did I do wrong?

Whoah, come on.

Silvio Dante

Don't blame yourself T.

Lot o' pressure on kids today Ton'.

Still, ta try ta kill 'imself.

It happens skip.

(to Bobby) Happen ta your kids? (to Patsy) Or yours?

They're all different Ton'. My son Patrick, I love 'im ta death, but he can be a moody prick sometimes...

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