Patsy Parisi quotes from The Sopranos

Patsy Parisi

What's a matter, you don't like me?

Patsy Parisi

(pulls out his gun) Here's some standard operating procedure. Stay the fuck away from Tony Soprano.

Patsy Parisi

Shut the fuck up, and listen. It's over. Capisce? Over and done. You call, or go anywhere near him or his family and they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats. And here's the point to remember: my face is the last one you'll see, not Tony's. We understand each other? It won't be cinematic.

Patsy Parisi

I miss him so much.

Tony Soprano

Yeah, well that's natural. But you're with us now. So why don't you...uh...leave the morbid shit back at Junior's crew and...uh...have a happy birthday.

Tony Soprano

You got a problem?

Patsy Parisi

What Ton'?

Tony Soprano

I said, do you got a problem?

Patsy Parisi

With what Ton'?

Tony Soprano

I don't know, I heard maybe you got a fuckin' problem, like you don't like bein' here...

Patsy Parisi

I like bein' here.

Tony Soprano

You sure?

Patsy Parisi

Yeah.

Tony Soprano

Y-you sure?

Patsy Parisi

Yeah.

Tony Soprano

No...don't say y-you're sure if you're not sure.

Christopher Moltisanti

And don't think I forgot about you goin' through my fuckin' fiance's underwear drawer.

Patsy Parisi

That wasn't me you fucking jerk!

Phil Leotardo

Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass corn-holin' cocksuckers like married my cousin. He should fuckin' die!

Tony Soprano

Whoah whoah whoah. Phil!

Phil Leotardo

'Cuz I got an empty fuckin' stomach.

Tony Soprano

So have a breadstick.

Patsy Parisi

Forty Five minutes for some grilled eggplant?

Tony Soprano

Jesus Christ. Is there nothin' without this complainin'?

(angrily, at Paulie) Hey cocksucka!!! You hire some fly-by-night piece of shit and you don't tell nobody?

Paulie Walnuts

What the fuck you talkin' about?

You know what I'm talkin' about, you cheap fuck!

Paulie Walnuts

Ohhhh!!!

Patsy Parisi

Bobby, come on!

Hey, everybody wants to get rich, but you don't scrimp on safety.

Paulie Walnuts

Mind ya business, Bobby!

My baby girl was in that car. You owe me money, Paulie!

Paulie Walnuts

I owe you shit!

My wife's got nerve damage!

Paulie Walnuts

Fuck her too!

Get the fuck off me!

Bobby Baccilieri

Vito. He was found beat to death this morning in a motel in Fort Lee. My cop up there told me.

Patsy Parisi

Minchia.

Bobby Baccilieri

Plus the homicide detectives told him Vito had a pool cue rammed up his ass.

Tony Soprano

Alright, lets dispense with the five hundred pound elephant in the room huh? My kid tried ta off 'imself. We all fuckin' know it. That's it...nobody's got nothin' ta say...

Bobby Baccilieri

How's he doin' Ton'?

Tony Soprano

They got 'im under observation, whatever the fuck that means. Stupid fuck! When did I lose this kid. What did I do wrong?

Paulie Walnuts

Whoah, come on.

Silvio Dante

Don't blame yourself T.

Bobby Baccilieri

Lot o' pressure on kids today Ton'.

Tony Soprano

Still, ta try ta kill 'imself.

Bobby Baccilieri

It happens skip.

Tony Soprano

(to Bobby) Happen ta your kids? (to Patsy) Or yours?

Patsy Parisi

They're all different Ton'. My son Patrick, I love 'im ta death, but he can be a moody prick sometimes...