“Bart Gets Famous” · Season 5
In this episode: Bart Simpson (5), Kent Brockman (3), Marge Simpson (2), Nelson Muntz (2), Homer Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1), Ned Flanders (1)
[Marge convinces Bart to perform one more time.]
You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in television now. It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job. [to Marge] I'm gonna go out there and give the best performance of my life!
The best performance of your life?
The best performance of my life!
[to Bart] And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.
[breaking a lamp] D'oh!
Ay, caramba!
[groans]
[sucks her pacifier]
Hi-dilly-ho!
[belches]
Ha, ha!
Excellent.
[Long pause. Everyone looks expectantly at Lisa.]
If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room. [She walks away.]
What kind of catchphrase is that?
I'm telling you, I do work on the Krusty show. Look at the Credits! [presses "play"]
Bye bye, kids! [laughs] [credits roll, then after a few seconds they are squeezed for a news promo]
I'm Kent Brockman. On the 11:00 news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We won't tell you which one after sports and the weather with Funny Sonny Storm.
[Pausing the tape and pointing to his name on the screen] There's my name, right here, Bart Simpson.
Looks more like Brad Storch.
No, it says Betty. Betty Symington.
[Punching Bart in the stomach] That's for taking credit for other people's work.
[Reading news script] 'Tragic news tonight: a tidal wave in Kuala'... 'la'- la.... 'Pur'... 'Lam-pur'... France.
[Bart pops up and steals Kent's Danish.]
Yoink!
Yoink? [After finding out his Danish is gone] [gasps]
[Shuffling his papers] Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
[Pushing Kent off the chair and sitting on it] [clearing throat] 'A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 120 people.' Ay Chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [Loses balance and falls over]
And now it's time for "Match Game 2034", with Billy Crystal!
Hi!
Farah Fawcett-Majors-O'Neal-Varney!
[Grunts]
The "I didn't do it" boy!
[Grunts]
Ventriloquist Loni Anderson!
[sighs]
Spike Lee!
Mmm.
And the always lovely and vivacious head of Kitty Carlisle!
Hi, everybody: let's start the game!
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