[horrified] The burglar even took my stamp collection!
[amused] You had a stamp collection?
[The family all laugh at Bart, and the phone rings. Bart answers it.]
[on the phone] Stamp collection? Ha-ha!
“Homer the Vigilante” · Season 5
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Kent Brockman (1)
Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
PProfessor
Mmm, yes I would, Kent.
Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
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