I'm telling you, I do work on the Krusty show. Look at the Credits! [presses "play"]
Bye bye, kids! [laughs] [credits roll, then after a few seconds they are squeezed for a news promo]
I'm Kent Brockman. On the 11:00 news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We won't tell you which one after sports and the weather with Funny Sonny Storm.
[Pausing the tape and pointing to his name on the screen] There's my name, right here, Bart Simpson.
Looks more like Brad Storch.
No, it says Betty. Betty Symington.
[Punching Bart in the stomach] That's for taking credit for other people's work.
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