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In 3 of the 3,477 quotes from The Simpsons
Most scenes with: Homer Simpson (2)
Scenes with Simpson Family 3
Bart, why did you burn my centerpiece?
Is it because you hate me or is it because you're bad?
I don't know! I don't know why I did it; I don't know why I enjoyed it; and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Just tell me you're sorry!
Bart, the only reason to apologize is if you look deep down inside yourself and you find a spot, something you wish wasn't there, because you feel bad you hurt your sister's feelings.
Okay, okay. [closes his eyes] Mmmhhuummmhmmmm. Lookin' for the spot. Nananana, still checking. This is so stupid, I'm not gonna find anything. Just 'cause I wrecked something she worked really hard on and I made her cr- [He suddenly opens his eyes in realization] Uh-oh. [puts hand on Lisa's shoulder] I'm sorry, Lisa.
Apology accepted. [kisses his cheek]
[Camera pans down at Homer who's in the bathroom listening]
You know, Marge, we're great parents. [cut to the kitchen. Simpson family is in pajamas sitting down to a late-night dinner of leftovers. Clock reads 11:35 PM] Dear Lord, we thank You for giving this family one last crack at togetherness.
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[in unison] Amen.
[Simpsons eat leftovers]
We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to...
[an ant floats past the screen]
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AHHHHHHHH!
[the picture breaks up]
Folks, we just lost the picture, but...what we've seen...speaks for itself. The spacecraft has apparently been taken over – "conquered" if you will – by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Okay, vultures... uh... Okay, um...
HKH. K. Duff
Forget it! I'm out.
Uh... Vultures, almost every kid wears a retainer, and that is not cool! [shows Milhouse's braces] But this retainer is a de-lamer. As it turns this grill from blah to bling! [puts a golden retainer on his mouth with "MILHOUSE" written on it]
Oh, now that's a Milhouse I'd marry!
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