Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season! And remember: a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. [Smithers whispers to him] Hmm?... What?... Oh, and by that I mean, of course, it's time for the "Worker of the Week Award".
“Deep Space Homer” · Season 5
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Kent Brockman (1), Barney Gumble (1), Montgomery Burns (1), Simpson Family (1)
SStillwater
People, we're in danger of losing our funding. America isn't interested in space exploration anymore.
BBabcock
Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.
[A chair swivels around, revealing a chimp in a suit, wearing glasses, and smoking a pipe.]
CChimp
[English accent] No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.
RReporter
Uh, question for the barbecue chef: Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. [thinks for a moment] Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
NTNASA Technician
[counting down to launch] Three... Two... One... MAKE ROCKET GO NOW!
We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to...
[an ant floats past the screen]
Ahhhh!
SFSimpsons family
AHHHHHHHH!
[the picture breaks up]
Folks, we just lost the picture, but...what we've seen...speaks for itself. The spacecraft has apparently been taken over – "conquered" if you will – by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
It begins!
[Homer has sent potato chips loose in zero gravity]
BABuzz Aldrin
Careful, they're ruffled!
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