Bart, why did you burn my centerpiece?
Oh, come on.
Is it because you hate me or is it because you're bad?
I don't know! I don't know why I did it; I don't know why I enjoyed it; and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Just tell me you're sorry!
Why should I?!
Bart, the only reason to apologize is if you look deep down inside yourself and you find a spot, something you wish wasn't there, because you feel bad you hurt your sister's feelings.
Leave me alone.
Just look!
Okay, okay. [closes his eyes] Mmmhhuummmhmmmm. Lookin' for the spot. Nananana, still checking. This is so stupid, I'm not gonna find anything. Just 'cause I wrecked something she worked really hard on and I made her cr- [He suddenly opens his eyes in realization] Uh-oh. [puts hand on Lisa's shoulder] I'm sorry, Lisa.
Apology accepted. [kisses his cheek]
[Camera pans down at Homer who's in the bathroom listening]
You know, Marge, we're great parents. [cut to the kitchen. Simpson family is in pajamas sitting down to a late-night dinner of leftovers. Clock reads 11:35 PM] Dear Lord, we thank You for giving this family one last crack at togetherness.
[in unison] Amen.
[Simpsons eat leftovers]
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