Showgirls quotes from The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

BBelle

We're the sauce on your steak

We're the cheese in your cake

We put the spring in Springfield

S1Showgirl 1

We're the lace on the nightgown

S2Showgirl 2

The point after touchdown

BSBelle/Showgirls

Yes, we put the spring in Springfield

BBelle

We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice

A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price

Lovejoy

Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals

S3Showgirl 3

Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad

S3Showgirls 3/4

They seem to entertain your dad!

S8 Bart After Dark

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BSBelle/Showgirls

The gin in your martini

The clams on your linguine

Yes, we put the (BOING!!) in Springfield

WKWiggum/Krusty/Skinner

We remember our first visit

QQuimby

The service was exquisite

QMs. Quimby

Why Joseph, I had no idea!

QQuimby

Come on now, you were working here

AJAbe/Jasper

Without it we'd have had no fun since March of 1961!

Bart

To shut it down now would be twisted

JDJimbo/Dolph/Kearney

We just heard this place existeeeeed!

S8 Bart After Dark

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SShowgirls

We're the highlights in your hairdo

AApu

The extra arms on Vishnu

SShowgirls

So don't take the (BWONG!!)

MMen

We won't take the (VUUEH!!)

EEveryone

Yes, let's be the (DON!!)

In Springfieeeeeld!

(SPLAT!! DAHK!! BONG!! WOOGA!! KRRRE!! EHURP!!)

S8 Bart After Dark

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