Belle quotes from The Simpsons

Are you wearing a grocery bag?

Homer

[dignified fashion] I have misplaced my pants.

Homer

Hey Bart is my son and I don't want him working [a strip tease show begins in the background] so... late.

Oh I agree, kids need rules and boundaries.

Homer

[mesmerized by the show] Yes, everyone loves rules.

It's so hard to be a parent today. Why with all the gangs, and the drugs.

Homer

Oh yea drugs, drugs, ya gotta have drugs. [walks in to watch the show]

Bart

Hey, he didn't pay the cover.

Oh Bart, he's your father... We'll comp him tonight and start a tab tomorrow.

We're the sauce on your steak

We're the lace on the nightgown

The point after touchdown

Yes, we put the spring in Springfield

We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice

Lovejoy

Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals

Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad

They seem to entertain your dad!

The gin in your martini

We remember our first visit

The service was exquisite

Why Joseph, I had no idea!

Come on now, you were working here

Without it we'd have had no fun since March of 1961!

Bart

To shut it down now would be twisted

We just heard this place existeeeeed!