[Homer storms into the Maison Derriere's main hall to give Belle a piece of his mind]
Hey Bart is my son and I don't want him working [a strip tease show begins in the background] so... late.
Oh I agree, kids need rules and boundaries.
[mesmerized by the show] Yes, everyone loves rules.
It's so hard to be a parent today. Why with all the gangs, and the drugs.
Oh yea drugs, drugs, ya gotta have drugs. [walks in to watch the show]
Hey, he didn't pay the cover.
Oh Bart, he's your father... We'll comp him tonight and start a tab tomorrow.
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